We literally gave Mmusi Maimane a job in Parliament by voting for him, and the moment his salary and official MP badge cleared, brother vanished like a ghost.

Shadrack Sibiya denied bail.

Spar lost R4 Billion just from their British & Swiss operations... Why they were opening stores in London when people in Soweto are waiting for proper specials?

This is the staffroom at James Ngquza SS. Why the people of the Eastern Cape keep on voting for the ANC???😭😭😭😭

This is the situation at James Ngquza SS, that time Eastern Cape department of education has been sending back millions to treasury because they couldn’t spend the whole amount. Can someone please make it make sense?? Look at this Staffroom.

Imagine Pick n Pay and Spar taking billions in losses while Shoprite is outside busy buying entire franchises and opening stores on every corner. Spar is even closing down overseas businesses like a deadbeat dad running away from maintenance.

Getting retrenched changes your whole personality instantly. Yesterday you were arguing on LinkedIn about "work-life balance" and corporate synergy. Today you are looking at Checkers Sixty60 delivery bike drivers with massive respect.

The worst part about retrenchment is explaining to your relatives at home that you don't have a job anymore. They won't even listen to the "retrenchment" part, they just assume you were caught stealing stationery or fighting the manager in the kitchen.

Spar and Pick n Pay reporting R4.5 billion in losses together. Checkers Sixty60 drivers are literally flying past their empty parking lots delivering groceries in 10 minutes.

South African men will secure one grass-cutting tender in Ekurhuleni and suddenly have MaWhoo and Cyan Boujee going back and forth with 45-part Instagram Story rants. Tender money has too much disrespect.

Saying Suliman Carrim isn't a flight risk when he booked a one-way to Dubai is actually insulting our intelligence. Everyone knows there is no functional extradition treaty making it easy to bring people back from the UAE. That wasn't a holiday that was an extraction plan. Let's be serious for once.

Suliman Carrim’s doctor is the real mastermind here. Refused independent medical assessment, signed sick note after sick note, and then handed him a flight ticket as therapy. We are led by medical mafia in this country.

Bruno Fernandes is probably the worst football captain I have ever seen in my entire existence as a football fan.