My bedside table

sometimes you're eatin a piece of bread and you're like damn, i like bread

im not paying $2000 for a chode phone

why is protein in everything now? it's like Big Protein got the cranberry guys on it and they went too far this time

should we be wiping with the glue part of the toilet paper is that good

i have a recurring nightmare where i drop a case of diet coke and wake up in a cold sweat someone help me interpret this??

the very niche itysl + wheel of time crossover

robert jordan writing wheel of time

idk what stage of life this is but i'm lint rolling my dog's sweater of his own dog hair for family photos

i think there are different types of cringe there’s being authentic even if it’s silly and then there’s whatever clavicular is

protect your nymph boys everyone just can’t believe what’s happened to timothee even the most elfish boy you know isn’t safe

i'd probably win the olympics tbh

a group of 2-3 men is called a podcast but a group of 4+ men? that's a startup

*me flipping through shows* now whoooo to have a parasocial relationship with

she’s a comedienne now??? i did my first ever stand-up comedy set @heliumcomedypdx and i finally got around to posting a clip totally normal answer

daylight will never truly be saved until we rid the world of morning people

i still feel confident in my decision not to commit to the bermuda jorts trend