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yo i jus started taking a multivitamin so if i start acting brand new n leave u on read that's why
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Professors be like
A) only A
B) only B
C) both A & B
D) neither A or B
E) a sprinkle of A with a dash of B
F) 3/4 cup A & 6 fluid oz B
Sam retweeted
Slam... poetry. Yelling! Angry! Waving my hands a LOT! Specific point of view on THINGS! Cynthia! Cyn-thi-a! Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! Jesus cried, runaway bride. Julia Roberts! Julia Rob... hurts! Cynthia! Ooh, Cynthia. You're dead. You are dead. Bop boop beep bop bop boop.
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"'MOM MOM MOM LOOK I CAN SLEEP LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS AND LIKE THIS" xitter.cf/barstoolsports/status/…
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Choose the major you love and you'll never work another day in your life. Because that field probably isn't hiring...
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me: h-
girls into crystals: xitter.cf/iamblackbear/status/88…
They fucking would xitter.cf/norm/status/8825724865…
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