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@EdbieLigerSmith

This is the clip Shannon Sharpe and Chad Ochocinco got cancelled for btw. Absolutely hilarious. Two of the funniest football players of all time.

We Here Now 😎@AngeShedeway

Shannon Sharpe again says the group that blackballed Macklemore told athletes & celebs to not go on Nightcap. Shannon also says this group likes people to remember their atrocities, but tells Black people to forget about atrocities that happened to them!

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Qu!rky • 🇵🇸@Wuirkyfr

bro genuinely speed might be the greatest thing that happened to the internet

idols when they ask u ur bias and it’s not them

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Moiz 🥀@MoizDBL

Parents when you find out you have a friend of the opposite gender

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Enma💢@Fan7Xeno

Enma💢@Fan7Xeno

if anyone ever feels like they wanna take their life, don't do it bro😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠

Kanye already told us…

BIG MAINE 🦅💍💍🗽💍

if you got a husband and kids why do you need extra online attention lol

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maeve @slayingb1tch

men in talking stage when you tell them you haven't eaten dinner yet.

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BeachFront Enthusiast @HadToHappn

Never deleting this app lmao

Tri-fecta™️(new page)@thurgood_stubbz

Went to jail for a few nights and farted and somebody yelled out “sounds like my size” on my first night never committed a crime again

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domingos 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇰🇵@NotDomingos

“se eu ganhasse o anel dos lanternas verdes eu seria do bem e protegeria a todos” eu em Israel segundos depois cumprindo com a minha promessa:

urubu do pix @vvieiravitorII

"se eu ganhasse o anel dos lanterna verde eu seria do bem e protegeria todos" Eu na casa do peter jordan segundos depois de conquistar um anel:

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chfti machiavelli koun chaf hadchi, koun chd ktabou w ms7 bih khrah

Le Rif en français

Lekjaa est venu en Bentley au meeting du PAM dans la province de Nador…

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Water will now be replaced with Prime

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coming to terms with the fact that Batman will learn Krav Maga from IDF soldiers instead of training with tibetan monks

@DiscussingFilm

Paramount has reached a settlement on the lawsuit with the 12 U.S. states and can move forward with the Warner Bros merger. An official announcement will happen later today. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)

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Sanya Chuzhak @SanyaChuzhak

and when you’re a dude it be like this

♡@princessmaxxin

being celibate is funny because everyone will tell you the solution is sex. like oh you’re sad? get laid oh your head hurts? get laid oh your grandma died? get laid

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PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️@xlucidpennyx

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

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Wondrous Timon @stillyoungtimon

Nippon... I kneel.

TOKYO MEDICAL SCHOOL ADMITS TO ALTERING EXAM RESULTS TO KEEP WOMEN OUT

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

This refers to Tokyo Medical University's 2018 admission of rigging entrance exams against women (practice since at least 2006); the photo shows their 2018 apology press conference. No recent admission or similar event. bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi… theguardian.com/world/2018/aug… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Med…

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FRANZ🏴‍☠️@franzakeem

I ain’t buying no food for Martin Lawrence

Woman is upset she has to pay for her own Chipotle after getting dressed up because she believes random men should be paying for her food.

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Deinonyffect @deinonyffect

☣︎ the creature ☣︎@kandurcreaturr

joining a fandom i hope theres no incest

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Logan paul walking into the wrong room in the pentagon to see a withered Jeffery epstein:

Department of War 🇺🇸

Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.

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rue ‎ꫂ᭪ ݁˖@ruesoruthless

“me having sex with men because i can’t pull any women doesn’t make me any less of a lesbian.”

Eve ⚢@tinglespoon

Replying to @tinglespoon

i think there are several reasons why people can have sex and i have had times in which ive had sex with men purely because i was desperate for sex and unable to pull women and i dont think that makes me any less of a lesbian because i am not into them at all

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Artifex Memoriarum

holy shit Tim Dillon was right

Department of War 🇺🇸

Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.

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