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shannon

@s_oehler

what’s your plan, huh?

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Joined August 2008
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i am larry. xitter.cf/larrydavidquote/status…
Larry David (@LarryDavidQuote) profile pictureLarry David@LarryDavidQuote21 Nov 2017
-Namaste means "the light within me greets the light within you" -There is no light within me, that's the problem there. -Try a little Namaste and see how it feels? -I know how it's gonna feel. I'm gonna feel like an idiot. #Curb #CurbYourEnthusiasm #LarryDavid #LD
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this is the closest we’ll get to the texans winning 💙
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@dieworkwearNov 4
a friend of mine had trans surgery this afternoon so they could vote twice
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Deadspin@DeadspinOct 31
Mike Leach on Halloween candy. Iconic.
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If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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@dieworkwearOct 16
if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and i see your tesla loudly flip in the air and destroy my serenity, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
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Replying to @LiamZoolander
It’s 2028 who cares
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i can’t believe i’m saying this but i like sai this season #rhony
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you’ve got mail really has everything: autumn, anti-corporation sentiment, emotional cheating and dabney coleman
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people are going to lose their minds over today’s wordle
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my nervous system can’t handle an earthquake right now, seattle
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not putting fairbairn is insane absolute insanity
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glam has ruined the housewives. i’m sorry but why is emily getting her makeup done for a luau? #rhoc
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watching #rhugt
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they need to retire vicki’s jersey and hang it in the rafters. she contributes nothing. #rhugt
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dolly i’ll never forgive williams sonoma for the disrespectful advent calendar they put out with the brach’s candy inside
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the best to ever do it.
Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) profile pictureDolly Parton
@DollyPartonAug 25
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Wordle 1,852 6/6 #wordle 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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watching a woman be abused by her husband is not fun, bravo. especially when it’s the second season in a row. #thevalley
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lindsay hubbard- a victim?! #inthecity
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Yeah I’ve heard good things! I don’t know if I have Apple TV right now but I’ll definitely check it out. On another topic, do you think I am capable of being loved genuinely
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