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Joined November 2016
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maybe it’s just a mommy thing but i swear my baby’s poop smells good
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crying because my baby is actually so cute
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it just occurred to me that i’m probably having a baby next month
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this was a lie
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yeah the fruit thing is real cute during pregnancy until you go from blueberry to watermelon
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if you didn’t know, PUMPKIN COMES AFTER WATERMELON 🤪
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it’s so rude my kid hasn’t been born yet
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i can’t stop thinking about the dream i had last night…. i gave birth to a hamster with 4 arms and 4 legs
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pregnant daughter vs menopausal mother
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does anyone remember when starbucks had the valencia orange refresher
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i’ve been craving one for days
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please let me keep my big boobs after baby comes please let me keep my big boobs after baby comes please let me keep my big boobs after baby comes please let me keep my big boobs after baby comes please let me keep my big boobs after baby comes please let me keep my big boobs af
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y’all are liars the glucose drink was good
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so like….. are we getting a tornado tomorrow and is that a valid excuse to call off work
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i gotta delete twitter kids are going to bully my son bc his mom is called slippery egg on the internet
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i cured 15 years of acne by getting pregnant !
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i know my coworkers hate me because i sit in the office and eat hard boiled eggs that smell like farts
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