PayNym: +coldrice20e | https://xitter.cf/t.co/cmZTirXND7

Florida, USA
Joined June 2009
Enter the Dojo. @SamouraiWallet
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There's a clip (maybe several) where Victor Wooten explains the concept of playing the "wrong" notes. I saw it in my late twenties and it completely changed the way I viewed playing and the way that I play the guitar. Dude is on a different musical plane of existence tbh.
Good morning. This video is 15 years old and to this day when I watch it, I rest my chin on my hand so my jaw doesn’t hit the fucking ground. Victor Wooten is not to be trifled with.🐐
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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This is going to be a flop of such immense proportions they may study it in advanced Flopanomics courses.
Ali G, the legend. Ali G: Who Iz I premieres in theaters October 23, one weekend only. Get tickets now.
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Shakespeare could have never written One Mic. Not in a million fucking years. All of Shakespeare's plays are 296 pages of hot garbage, for one line on one page that you read and say "ok that's pretty legit, nice one Billy Boy I see you".
Nas fans act like this mf is Shakespeare with a drum machine LMAOOOOOOOO
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Nas wrote Illmatic when was 16 to 18.. Shakespeare didnt cook til he was in his 20s 30s ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
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I don’t think this comment section is old enough to know who Talib or Mos Def are so they are dismissing the comparison. This is a compliment, not a diss. Talib came up in an Era of prime JAY Z, prime Wayne, prime Dipset, prime Kanye..conscious rappers almost never outshined the mainstream acts.
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Now that I think about it, Mermaid Man actually bears pretty close resemblance to @thestevenbauer if he was older
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Lie on your resume MF They lied in the job description too
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Areola Grande
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My wife went thru a brief phase of requesting Crumbl cookies and I always refer to them as her undercooked Instagram psyop cookies.
Crumbl filed for bankruptcy and is closing dozens of stores. Shut em all DOWN
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Every time I consider checking out Warhammer 40k I remember it doesn't have Skaven. Meh.
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i dont know if people truly appreciate the math new yorkers have to do getting dressed every day, sometimes it is simply too inconvenient to go home and you have riddles like "what outfit can i wear to both the dentist and the club"
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He called his grandpa to say he loved him, but didn't know how much his grandpa was gon pour back into him. Damn near had him holding back tears.
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A light dab of mayo and a decent serving of mustard are the only acceptable condiments for a Cheeseburger. If you have a different preference, that's great. You're wrong, but that's great.
What tastes good with Mustard but you can't say a Hot Dog
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Get Bill & Keonne the fuck out of prison now.
Bank of America just paid $1.2 billion for willfully violating the Bank Secrecy Act, failing to report $5B+ in suspicious transactions tied to money laundering networks over 7 years. No one is going to jail. They booked the fine as a line item and sent $8.3 billion back to shareholders in the same quarter. Meanwhile Keonne Rodriguez and Bill Hill, the founders of Samourai Wallet, are sitting in federal prison for building non-custodial software that never touched a dime of anyone's money. FinCEN itself said Samourai wasn't a money transmitter. Prosecutors charged them anyway. BofA is a licensed money transmitter that willfully broke the law for years and walked. Two developers who wrote open source code got caged. Two-tier justice system. Be aware, freaks.
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Samourai Wallet, Roman Stirlingov, and @rstormsf all need to walk free.
JUST IN: U.S. Treasury admits Bitcoin & crypto mixers are also used by "lawful users" to "enable financial privacy". 👉 Privacy is not a crime! 🫡 @EliNagar
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walked past a bar and they got How It’s Made on the tv. They got me. Floated on up there like a cartoon character sniffing a pie on a windowsill
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how it feels to scroll past ragebait on the tl
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The Shape Store remains the high-water mark of AI content. Nothing has even come close to this yet, except maybe the cats dancing to that “scuba” song.
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