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Philadelphia/DC
Joined February 2011
What a time to be alive. – at Philadelphia, PA
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Ryan McCarthy retweeted
The city of Philadelphia is loving the World Cup already. Fan Fest is going to be such an awesome option for people this summer. Open everyday for 39 days, completely free. Just look at the energy on day 1 📹: FIFA World Cup 26 Philadelphia
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Millennials squabble up for this tweet
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Tammany Hall is a Petco
does anyone have any more examples of this
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I would like to publicly thank the Contracts student who concluded their exam with, "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
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Your annual Donald Rumsfeld IRS Tax Day Letter appreciation post.
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Rummy had biglaw partner energy
i think about this memo dozens of times a week
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“I don’t record. I help” Philly man describes how he helped some of the injured on the ground after last nights medical transport plane crash in NE Philadelphia . All 6 onboard killed. No word on yet on how many injuries or fatalities on the ground. @FOX29philly
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Garry invites students to come in and register for courses, hands out syllabus with contradictory instructions for the take-home test with 4 different dates for the final, refuses to confirm a single student on the roster, reports them all to the dean for plagiarism, gives em F's
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greatest city on earth
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Ryan McCarthy retweeted
He launched a memecoin
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We just won our petition for a writ of mandamus at the Third Circuit. Rebuking @SECGov for its order denying our rulemaking petition, the Court held that the "SEC’s order was conclusory and insufficiently reasoned, and thus arbitrary and capricious, we grant Coinbase’s petition in part and remand to the SEC for a more complete explanation." We appreciate the Court's careful consideration. 1/3
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Two Terriers Approximately
The United States Justice Department has filed a lawsuit against…approximately two dogs.
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Ryan McCarthy retweeted
And this, in one simple post, is why I have the best job in law.
Coinbase's mission is broader than most people think: to increase economic freedom in the world. Mostly this means using crypto to update the financial system. But sometimes, it also means pushing back on bad government.
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Satoshi Nakamoto visited me in my dream last night and predicted that #Bitcoin would be at $84,650 on November 5, 2024. Not financial advice.
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Ok thankfully Forensic Files is on
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Welcoming Mets fans to the tailgate
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Current audiobook. Important read for undecided voters and astonishing in so many ways.
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People in Jack Smith filing meeting each other: you’re redacted?
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