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Joined February 2011
Replying to @GregFitzShow
@GregFitzShow @CheetoSantino loved the cast. Racial epithets- being from a greek named family I’ll throw #malaka in the mix.
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Spanakopitashit is another one. Im keeping my day job …don’t worry.
It’s how a self-entitled narcissistic born in to wealth son becomes well you know. ..the most famous bullshit artist* of america.
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One trait of an asshole is to not be emotionally equipped.
I bet a buncha those people who have big tantrums over not wanting to wear a mask aren’t assholes they’re just people who are not emotionally equipped to deal with this kind of emergency
It’s like @TigNotaro was telling our story: Up 5am with 4yo twins. Tv time is a struggle too. Listen to these peeps on #theendlesshoneymoonpodcast . @moshekasher @natashaleggero
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What cha mean “we” ? You got a turd in yer pocket? ..(Grandpa Pete Circa 1987)
Replying to @GibbonsTime
Salesman of the year award
If I had a couple brooms I’d balance them six feet apart. Remember that whole broom balance craze a couple months ago? Good times
Where to start...“taped together brooms”? How exactly does that work physics-wise? Tape and brooms are not load-bearing. Also, who has a shitload of brooms at the ready for fort-making? Not you, because those AREN’T TAPED TOGETHER BROOMS IN THAT PHOTO.
If it one positive we may get out of the #pandemic maybe this #virus will get bleached out of office.
The United States will be powerfully supporting those industries, like Airlines and others, that are particularly affected by the Chinese Virus. We will be stronger than ever before!
Haircut with my fav stylist ! (@ Supercuts) on #Yelp yelp.com/biz/supercuts-san-r…
always enjoy @adamlevine on @HowardStern @sternshow , his song #memories reminds me of Canon in D aka the wedding song. Feel good Major Key Music.
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Somehow I have the urge to watch the Big Lebowski?
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Theres a JimmyBuffet bar? Beautiful, I’m craving a cheeseburger.
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the fucking rage I feel watching this is a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the experience- the constant daily existence of being brown in America.
‘You have a dangerous object in your hand’ … ’I’m picking up trash’ — This officer pulled his gun on a student who was cleaning up trash outside his dorm
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