𝙋𝙍 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙨 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙊𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨
⚪️ Respond with something like “That experience doesn’t sound like the one we’d like you to have. Let’s make it right.”
🔘 Grab a ̶s̶h̶o̶v̶e̶l̶ excavator and start digging
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
8 years working retail taught me the that customers who look like they can’t afford anything in the store can sometimes afford one of everything in the store. And pay with cash.
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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So… my daughter tried Rollercoaster Tycoon for the first time ever. She made all the rides free so “everyone can ride” because she has a kind heart. Then she ran out of money. She then started charging on everything, including the bathrooms.
Greatest game of all time.
Started casually streaming RollerCoaster Tycoon on TikTok a few nights a week earlier this year for fun.
Somehow that spiraled into writing and releasing music.
Absolutely not on the 2026 bingo card 😂
open.spotify.com/album/5ZUu7…
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Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026
I’d like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is
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"Hey TPA when are you getting flights to my hometown of 14 people???"
Linda your hometown doesn't even have an airport
