Geek, programmer, musician, cook, experimenter, and generally pretty ok guy

Northwest Arkansas
Joined March 2008
I guess I should post something so my recent inactivity won’t make me appear to be inactive.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! I also remember when I joined Mastodon, so this is a little awkward.... #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Just found out that @Arbys no longer has potato cakes. Guess I’m done eating there now.
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Every streaming video service should be required to test their app in a room full of impatient toddlers.
If @marcoarment gets a Jeep before @caseyliss it will be the best thing on ATP since John got his Mac Pro! 🤣
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Just discovered there’s a Cocomelon song about washing cars, and now all I can imagine is @caseyliss teaching it to his kids on Saturday mornings! 😂 #atpfm
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Casey, what made the Golf R more appealing to you than other hot hatch options like the Civic Type R or even the Golf GTI? I’m planning a replacement for our Civic that can complement my wife’s Odyssey and also be fun enough for weekend drives in the Ozarks. #askatp #askneutral
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I should add that I’m about John’s age and closer to Marco’s size (on the upper side), which could have some bearing on my choice. #askatp #askneutral
Newsletter suggestion: I’ve almost never received “This is True” without laughing out loud at something. I’ve been reading it weekly for more than 20 years. I get the paid edition, but the free edition is quite worthwhile. thisistrue.com/welcome
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It’s been 4 days, 2 useless trips to the @att store, 4 calls to AT&T service, 3 calls to @Apple, 1 call to a bank, and nearly 8 hours talking to support, and STILL no one can tell me why I’m getting this error preventing me from pre-ordering a new phone! 😡
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Just to follow up on this, I was able to successfully purchase a phone, since staff in an actual Apple retail store were able to override or bypass whatever step in the process was causing a problem. As a bonus, they had the model I wanted in stock, so I got it immediately.
I think my new hobby may be walking around public places saying, “Alexa, play Free Bird,” just to see if anything happens.
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In case you ever need to win an argument about whether or not people use voice search online.
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Apple’s next MacBook Pros can have zero-travel keys that stick when your breathe on them, a single USB port, and only 8GB of RAM, but if they bring back the glowing Apple logo, I’m buying one the first day. – at Lowell, AR
It’s so cute that hotel rooms still have phones!
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As expected, Google tells me I'm not the first person to suggest this: welfle.com/writereason/super…
So many people get confused about not only how the semicolon should be used, but even "which colon is which," that I propose we rename it the Super Comma.
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"If You Were Wondering Which Android Handset Maker Would Be the First to Shamelessly Copy the iPhone X’s Notch, We Have a Winner" anandtech.com/show/12489/asu… #apple #feedly
I really think Volkswagen's response should have been: "Nobody get upset about the monkey tests -- we were faking those, too!"