well when you put it like that, i can't afford NOT to subscribe with 3c on the line

I reckon it’s bout time Australia renames Hungry Jacks to Hangry Jackos to keep up with the evolution of diminutives

COVID traffic light system preview

Today’s news will be here tomorrow

This squid game thing looks pretty sweet

Recreational activities for all! Beach: for young people Bowls: for old people Hunting: rednecks with guns Fishing: rednecks with boats

My best/worst idea of the day boxd.it/dslbo

Pfinally Pfizered

Daylight savings time changeover bug in Apple Weather

I use Guided Access to keep my boy locked into one app when I pass him my iPhone. Accidental discovery Pro tip: not sure if this is documented, but you can 5-click the button instead of triple-clicking to bypass the passcode and exit immediately.

Listening to @nzherald COVID livestream updates be like youtube.com/watch?v=GU5JR6bs…

What’s the deal with the golden minion that came in my kids happy meal? Did we win a ticket to visit Ronald McWonka?

Robinhood scrap eater feature phone

Self rage

Every time I watch a video from something I like on Facebook, it finishes and rolls into a Ben Shapiro video automatically. I’m not interested in this conservative turd! Are they trying to influence me or something?

Any surprise that the kids with the MAGA and Super Bowl hats are the assholes at the playground?

Gonna say right now Compose is a much better name than SwiftUI, it even rolls off the tongue Compose + Combine. Apple should have taken it

When your loading indicator gets a loading indicator

Vowel shortage in the Koru lounge

Watercare actin sassy