Nothing like setting up calls with your boys who go to college out of state, but more importantly time zone. “Yeah, I’ll call you at 8:30 EST to talk about a fantasy trade for DK Metcalf (he sucks)”
Throwback to when I could buy the Carolina Panthers with 35 hours of trash slinging @soren_wessman
Wake up. Cold shower. Protein bar for the road after drinking fair life out of the bottle. I am the epitome of what being a #grudengrinder is.
I’ll be honest I don’t watch much twins baseball until October. But this Okert reliever needs to go. 10 pitches, gives up 3 runs in maybe 2 minutes. Our manager is a meathead. As I’m tweeting this Cronenworth to left. Can’t make this up.
Gunnar Henderson over Ozuna in the finals of the derby tonight. For some reason I’ve been seeing the future lately.
If your a normal person (like myself) you’d put every one of your assets tonight on the Florida Panthers. It’s they are so due, I can tell because I am too. This one has to fall.
Weird feeling rn that wolves winning in 7 games. I don’t think it’s bias, they aren’t that much better we just can’t hit shots. KAT hopefully turns into prime Dirk and we win in 7.
In honor of chipotles recent customer uproar regarding portion sizes, I’m going full flash camera today to hopefully get 3x meat. May bring in a clipboard, throw on some glasses and dress business casual to sell the bit. Regardless of the outcome, I’ll still be there 3-4x a week.





