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Minnesota 2026

Wayzata, MN
Joined September 2018
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Jaydon Blue can you send me a jersey I love you. Americas team Americas back.
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Me trying to lead my calc group pre quiz to success
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Can’t keep expecting results from this piece of glass. I want Darius Taylor.
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Just started browsing for a full set of football pads with a tab open searching for tinted Prizm visors
This guy is unbelievable hes making me want to go buy football pads
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Iowa city is Busch lights, 3 and outs, and cloudy weather
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Nothing like setting up calls with your boys who go to college out of state, but more importantly time zone. “Yeah, I’ll call you at 8:30 EST to talk about a fantasy trade for DK Metcalf (he sucks)”
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Nothing more valuable in this world than being mathematically tuned. This stuff is hieroglyphics
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Throwback to when I could buy the Carolina Panthers with 35 hours of trash slinging @soren_wessman
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Wake up. Cold shower. Protein bar for the road after drinking fair life out of the bottle. I am the epitome of what being a #grudengrinder is.
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I’m giving out free bar money. Achane first TD, Fins -2.5. Parlay them if you want, I did🤡
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I’ll be honest I don’t watch much twins baseball until October. But this Okert reliever needs to go. 10 pitches, gives up 3 runs in maybe 2 minutes. Our manager is a meathead. As I’m tweeting this Cronenworth to left. Can’t make this up.
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Lewis Cine looks like prime Ed Reed (I haven’t watched a second of the game)
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Gunnar Henderson over Ozuna in the finals of the derby tonight. For some reason I’ve been seeing the future lately.
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When is Evan Bouchard not sitting on the jersey mikes logo. Gotta be a paid advertisement going on
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If your a normal person (like myself) you’d put every one of your assets tonight on the Florida Panthers. It’s they are so due, I can tell because I am too. This one has to fall.
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Moneyline that is gentlemen.
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Weird feeling rn that wolves winning in 7 games. I don’t think it’s bias, they aren’t that much better we just can’t hit shots. KAT hopefully turns into prime Dirk and we win in 7.
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In honor of chipotles recent customer uproar regarding portion sizes, I’m going full flash camera today to hopefully get 3x meat. May bring in a clipboard, throw on some glasses and dress business casual to sell the bit. Regardless of the outcome, I’ll still be there 3-4x a week.
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Wolves in 5. Mavericks win game 3 by 15. That’s all that this series is good for. Should be a breeze.
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