@ryangsims

shout if you need a freelance writer, flak or advice on wine. alum of campaigns, @emilyslist, @americanbridge, philanthropy. "such a hater."

 Denver via DC via Bluegrass
Joined June 2008
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appears I’ve peaked
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overhearing a conversation on “the business case for employee mental health” because Bosses Are Really Looking Out For Us
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why newsrooms need wine industry sources who used to be progressive flaks:
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fuckin bleak dudes
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cbs has such a creative roster of programming: cop show, crossover cop show, cop show but military, cop show but fires, cop show but spies. and ghosts.
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lsu shooting lights fucking out and refs taking a whole shit in the bed at both ends of the floor. wild game
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can anyone explain how on christ’s earth they can impanel an ostensibly impartial jury for the trump case?
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Lester Holt just asked if being trans had anything to do with the shooting so fuck you Lester Holt
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sweating through a lyft ride because opening the window is somehow a small crime
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fuck denverite.com/2023/03/22/eas…

East High shooting: Police say they've found a body near the suspected shooter's car in Park...

The Park County coroner identified the body as the 17-year-old suspect Thursday morning.

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oh my oh great denverite.com/2023/03/17/out…

Outside spending for mayoral hopeful Johnston gives him the edge in money race

A LinkedIn co-founder has contributed $779,804 to an independent expenditure committee supporting Mike Johnston.

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fight, little ones. fight.
John McCormick@McCormickJohn20 Mar 2023
“I don’t know what goes into paying hush money to a porn star,” @GovRonDeSantis tells reporters in Florida.
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damn what a bummer ending for Kennesaw
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imagine your kid was going to have the last name Dick and you named them Grady
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Colorado conservatives may lack the ability to win but fuck if they don’t fight above their weight in sheer evilness washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/…
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Come to Lost Lake tonight for the S.G. Goodman show and hang with every variety of socially left white person
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the man does know the criminal code
Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸@ArthurDelaneyHP2 Mar 2023
Bob Menendez says he wishes DC would revisit its criminal code, won’t say if he’ll vote to overturn the new law. “I’m for statehood but until you have statehood the Constitution dictates there is some jurisdiction”
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democratic presidents selling out Washingtonians is such a fucking awful recurring plot
Burgess Everett
@burgessev2 Mar 2023
Replying to @burgessev
Just needs a simple majority so this thing looks primed to pass with Manchin support. Big news in Senate and for DC autonomy Story here politico.com/news/2023/03/02…

Biden won’t veto GOP effort to repeal D.C. crime law

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makes sense I mean this sounds fucking sinister
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clown-ass SEC refs
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hot take it’s a good thing to get treatment especially when you have a job making laws for 330 million people
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