Real Estate in Tampa Bay. Licensed Broker, co-own Pineywoods Realty Licensed Boat Captain, Licensed Skydiver, Professional Drummer (Eric Swanson Band)

Tampa, FL
Joined June 2013
And I have to do this for each and every property. Easily the worst decision @vrbo has ever made.
Replying to @vrbo
@vrbo Your new photo AI "Hero" is complete garbage. It's rearranged my listing photos into the wackiest order ever, starting with probably the worst choice of cover photo, and the only way to opt out is to fill out a survey and wait an entire week for it to stop.
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There’s a lot of Silo theories going around but did they find the lightbulbs?
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Turns out a “photo dump” is not a picture of you using the bathroom
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“You can’t have progressive policies when people think that the government can’t organize a one-car parade.” - Rahm Emanuel
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I’m 0 for 3000 in selecting the correct corner of the fitted sheet to start with
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Getting through my kids school pickup line without curbing a rim or clipping another vehicle should be part of the driver’s license test
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It’s hard to beat a 2am meal at Waffle House. Dinner and a show.
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God Bless The USA
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Anyone else decide to buy something not on your shopping list, and then you add it to your list just so you can check it off?
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Me, as I'm doing touch up paint and ordering filters for our vacation rental: "What would a vacation be without work!?" My 4yo daughter: "Work is not what we want. We want to play!" Me: "Agreed!"
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People in my neighborhood fb page will post a ring camera of a literal homeless person knocking on their door at 3am and 50% of the comments are like “thats Ray who lives under the bridge he’s harmless stop being racist”
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Have to admit @Delta is on their dynamic pricing game. Wife and I have separate miles accounts. We agree on flights so I choose my seats and purchase. 10 seconds later her flights go up by 12k miles (which she doesn't have) before she books, and that difference will cost $500
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Always a great show @FortunateYouth
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People having their garbage cans cleaned regularly makes me laugh.
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Bring back making kids stand in the corner
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Can we do away with motion activated fixtures yet? None work properly. Here is 3” of paper towel, another will come in 45 seconds.
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Too old to wait in line for a bar, but for brisket…
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My uncle caught this perfect video of Artemis at a HS game in Orlando. Sound on!
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