SmokePing graph monitoring my gateway on @CityFibre. #cityfibre #CityFibreDown Looks like whatever happened started at about 2:30 and got progressively worse.

It’s unfair that I can’t give a conference talk called “Get in loser, we’re doing bot stuff”.

Anyway, I have to go work on destroying criminal enterprises, and because it's Halloween will be taking all my meetings today in a Star Trek uniform.

Supposedly replies from people who don’t block them will tag them and they’ll get notified, so if we’re mutual please reply to the original tweet.

Now responding to spammers on here with 🐐🌊. (if you don't know what this means, consider yourself fortunate and go about your business)

“X will use this to make your timeline better” statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

Please vote for Kamala Harris to ensure that my passport won’t get revoked.

This reminds me of the time one of my friends, who claimed not to have a drinking problem, but a "drinking solution", smuggled booze into a LAN party by taping flasks inside their case.

In the future, @elonmusk’s grave is a gender neutral toilet.

People keep trying to force me to be a woman and it is tiresome. I am not a woman.

My full write-up - I got control of a couple hundred megawatts of home batteries by doing a lot of math. A+++++ would tell vendor I pwned their stuff again. rya.nc/vpp-hack.html

I got remote control access to tens of thousands of home batteries by doing a bunch of math, and you won't believe the vendor's response! arstechnica.com/security/202…

Shit, DEFCON is 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 week?

I don't understand weirdos who are obsessed over what's in other peoples' pants. Literally doesn't affect them at all. It's like the existence of trans people trips some infinite loop of obsession in their brains. They spend more time thinking about my gender than I do.

Oh, excellent, people are upset about my activism. That means it's working! I shall do more.

The UK Department of Work and Pensions didn't want to give me the data I asked for via Freedom of Information Act. I filed a complaint. They got REKT. "Failure to comply [...] may be dealt with as a contempt of court." ico.org.uk/media/action-weve…