@ryanburns

Amateur Morning Person

 Ann Arbor, MI
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Joined May 2008
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Crazy conjunction of Venus and Jupiter right now in the west!
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Yoon Canelé > Canelle Canelé
Usually if someone immigrates before the age of 13 they don’t have a detectable accent, but after 13, they often do. But a lot of people don’t know that for elves this age cutoff is 2000 years which is why Galadriel still has a Beleriand accent in the movies and Elrond doesn’t.
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This week on #oceanselven, will Galadriel recruit a gymnast or a pick pocket?
Definitely the best thing I’ve seen in a little free library.
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It’s a little chicken soup for the shell
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Rings of Power is taking some misty myths and turning it into a caper film. They should have called it Ocean’s Elven.
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They should reboot House staring Viggo Mortenson, and at the climax of every episode, House says “Have you athelas?”
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Wait; 20,000 leagues is 60,000 miles!
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Clearly Jules’ publicist thought “Two Leagues Under the Sea” wasn’t punchy enough.
SUMMER GAME IS ON! Come visit me in my office at the Downtown Library this summer to discover the treasures therein, particularly the 2000-POINT GAME CODE that adorns this mysterious playable artifact!
A ski-themed pachinko machine on a coffee table in the Director’s office at the Downtown Library. Armchairs and a mural in the background.

ALT A ski-themed pachinko machine on a coffee table in the Director’s office at the Downtown Library. Armchairs and a mural in the background.

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Overjoyed & grateful to be the next director of the incredible @aadl. This account shall henceforth be known as @AADLeli and will enthuse about everything @aadl does! Thanks to everyone who helped make this happen, especially @josiebparker, our trustees, & our amazing staff.❤️
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The Onion
@TheOnion23 Feb 2022
Man Throws Open Doors Of Refrigerator Like Feudal Lord Entering Balcony To Gaze Upon Realm bit.ly/3BPIFl2
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Has anyone crushed anything as hard as Le Dog crushes the soup game?
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Was sad to hear of Linda Diane’s passing. She was a kind person and also one of my fondest Ignite memories. I think most people wouldn’t try to do a talk in a beekeeper’s suit.
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Glorious view of the moon, Jupiter, Saturn and Venus right now.
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Barcelona has an amazing school cycle bus every Friday. Wherever you are in the world, few kids will see this and think “I’d like to be driven to school instead”. When the project started there were just five children taking part. Change can happen fast.
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Free startup idea: Shazam for beans. Seriously, what are these.
Honestly not sure how darth maul didn’t cut his own legs off with that thing.
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Josh Barro
@jbarro3 Feb 2021
This drives me absolutely insane
Alan Cole
@AlanMCole3 Feb 2021
It is really really weird that it's acceptable practice to write an article about a bill or a court decision or a resolution and then not link to the text of it anywhere. I'm not subtweeting any article in particular. I'm talking about, to a first approximation, *all of them.*
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