farm-raised, private pilot, stand-up fan, long swimmer, ironman, entrepreneur, 2500+ rides on Divvy, husband, dad & human. getting people together with Domino.

Chicago
Joined December 2009
We live in an age of infinite potential and finite fucks.
was showing my normie friends codex and how you can just make whatever you want and they literally didn’t give a fuck
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It’s interesting how many smart or successful people say eggcorns on podcasts. An eggcorn is when you say a phrase wrong but swap in a word that still makes sense. buck naked -> butt naked bald-faced lie -> bold-faced lie for all intents and purposes -> for all intensive purposes Zuck said one recently. I forget what it was. But I guess, other than his wife, who is going to correct him?
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Just solving the chaos of kid-related communication justifies every bit of the data center build out.
Great Muse use case unlocked. Now reads all emails and app comms from my kids school and tells me any forms and events I need to know. Been a pain to track for years.
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Home of the free 🙄
The Department of Homeland Security is requiring all civilian federal agencies to remove DeepSeek products and 'any third-party services developed using DeepSeek implementations,' and to stop buying them.
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Why stop there? Vibe code your own currency.
Why stop there? Vibe code your own credit card
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Ukraine is moving Russian data to the cloud.
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A massive opportunity for startups is opening up.
notice.. > Delta is blocking AI agents from booking flights > JPMorgan Chase and Charles Schwab block agents from accessing accounts > Yelp requires paid data licensing for agents > Amazon has blocked Grok bot and other shopping agents. the internet is starting to block AI agents that were supposed to do everything for us
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This protest brought a tear to my eye.
HAPPENING NOW in downtown Chicago, outside the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the historic center of onion futures trading
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Costco is trying to ruin marriages.
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When I try to roll the windows down in my Roadster and I accidentally launch the car 60 feet into the air
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This is the first "car" I've ever lusted for.
It doesn’t matter that I have no idea why you’d want this. I want it.
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Muse after I give it access to my credit card and the open internet
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If you’re going to an AI event, practice saying "Navier–Stokes" out loud in front of the mirror a few times before you freestyle it.
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Daughter got on the wrong bus. Not sure how. It's so simple: You go north on Western and west on North.
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A+ marketing.
we are nothing without our beverages h/t johnhq from our discord
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Somehow I'm constantly annoyed that AI takes 45 minutes on tasks that used to take three weeks.
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Don't lie. You don't like Guinness either.
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introducing FindMyWifePhone™️ my latest shortcut squarely placed on the pareto frontier. there is no easier & cheaper way to find your wife's phone. "honey, do you know where my phone is?" the fuck I dont! "can you call me?!" she keeps her phone on silent. so i made this shortcut to help. trigger = i send her a text with !ping in it action = hey phone sets a timer for 1s timer always works, we like to keep our phones on silent + dnd and we dont use apple watches. so finding each other's phones used to be a challenge. we both have this set up in reverse, and its worked well. bonus shortcut = button in home screen widget to send !ping to my wife (we also have one called !awaken which disables silent, sets volume to max & disables do not disturb in case of emergency)
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As an investor, you'll never see a more clear buy signal than when a founder suddenly starts rocking a chain and choking people out. $META
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Love it. I'll be saddling up a Divvy to make it. You should go.
CHICAGO BUILDS: THIRD RAIL 🚊🚊🚊 A summit exploring the future of autonomy, freight, micromobility, and rail in Chicago In partnership with @waymo November 12 in Chicago 🔗 luma.com/78iclzrl
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