I watch hot dogs with ketchup while eating sports. All my bad tweets were written by Jim Belushi.

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Ryan McDaniel retweeted
#illini Brad Underwood fart noise:
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Ryan McDaniel retweeted
DEMAR DEROZAN FOR THE WIN AGAIN!! @NBCSChicago | @DeMar_DeRozan | #NBAAllStar
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🚨 ALL-STAR VOTING IS OPEN 🚨 RT TO VOTE FOR @DeMar_DeRozan. RT TO VOTE FOR @DeMar_DeRozan. RT TO VOTE FOR @DeMar_DeRozan. Retweets count for #NBAAllStar!
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BOOOOOMMMM!!
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#GIVEAWAY RT + FOLLOW TO ENTER There was no PGA Show this year, but we’re still giving away a giant mystery box of golf stuff. #Winner announced Tuesday. #win #golf #golfgiveaway #prize #free #giveaways
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Ryan McDaniel retweeted
2 reasons for impeaching and removing Trump today: 1. Accountability. No president who incites an insurrection against the United States can remain in office. 2. Safety. Having done what he did yesterday, there's no limit to what he might try in the next 13 days.
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It is time for them to pay for what they have done.
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I believe the Republican members of Congress who have incited this domestic terror attack through their attempts to overturn the election must face consequences. They have broken their sacred Oath of Office. I will be introducing a resolution calling for their expulsion.
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Ryan McDaniel retweeted
spanking it
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Chuck McElroy
Name the most extremely random Cubs player you can think of off the top of your head.
Ryan McDaniel retweeted
Mitch McConnell set the precedent. No Supreme Court vacancies filled in an election year. If he violates it, when Democrats control the Senate in the next Congress, we must abolish the filibuster and expand the Supreme Court.
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This is a transcript of Scully calling the 9th inning of Koufax's perfect game, September 9, 1965. It is among the best sportswriting you will ever read. It is not edited in any way. He did this off the top of his head: salon.com/1999/10/12/scully_…
Fittingly, tomorrow I'm going to commemorate the anniversary of one of the greatest performances in baseball history. I look forward to sharing with everyone.
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Ryan McDaniel retweeted
Yu Darvish, 96mph Fastball (foul) and 83mph Breaking Ball (Swinging K), Overlay
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Every word Chris Webber says here should be listened to.
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TRUMP: Mail is illegal now DEMOCRATS: Fam, smash that RT if you agree someone should do something about this
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Ryan McDaniel retweeted
KYLE HENDRIKS – at South Bend, IN
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Sam Neill dies before he can drive to Montana in a recreational vehicle
Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?
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I wrote another piece, this one on our ongoing crisis of political legitimacy and its implications: Don't Quote Laws to Men With Swords patrickwyman.substack.com/p/…
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