@ruth
 Seattle, WA
Joined January 2009
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Someone on the 7:55 ferry to Bainbridge is drinking a beer. Can’t decide if this is a life goal or cautionary tale.
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🎶I want to fly away 🎶 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at @AlaskaAir → bit.ly/FlyAlaska050123
Blue graphic with image of Kraken-themed alaska airlines plane text in red says Retweet to win kraken & stars logo in center

ALT Blue graphic with image of Kraken-themed alaska airlines plane text in red says Retweet to win kraken & stars logo in center

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Asked if I was a master in the locker room of the pool today. Got me wondering how she could mistake a Buick skylark for a Corvette. – at Tukwila, WA
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WOMEN👏DO👏NOT👏WANT👏FLOWERS👏THEY👏WANT👏FISHING LICENSES👏JUST👏TRUST👏ME👏ON👏THIS👏BRUH👏
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Got outside for first time all year. – at Seattle, WA
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Ruth Sanford retweeted
Dan Santat@dsantat13 Dec 2022
This wins the internet today 😂😂😂
Kum Burrell.@corrouchies13 Dec 2022
Lmfaoo!!! At work doing everything but working.
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Missing @miss_splendid tonight as I wonder how she would feel about Pantones Viva Magenta. – at Seattle, WA
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Ruth Sanford retweeted
M@framememr18 Nov 2022
El Consulado Mexicano en Qatar preparándose para solucionar las pendejadas de los mexicanos en el mundial
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When you’re going to a business meeting dinner at a fancy restaurant where dress code is there is no such thing as “overdressed”
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give em the ol razzle dazzle
gray and white cat in a small pink litter box with its leg sticking out off the side. Looks like its doing a Fosse dance move.

ALT gray and white cat in a small pink litter box with its leg sticking out off the side. Looks like its doing a Fosse dance move.

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Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.
A photo of an invasive silver carp (fish) laying among the fractured contents of a candy bar. [Used carp photo by Bradon Brown]

ALT A photo of an invasive silver carp (fish) laying among the fractured contents of a candy bar. [Used carp photo by Bradon Brown]

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Gave blood and saw dinosaurs all in one convenient location. Thanks @burkemuseum and @BloodworksNW
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OBIT 🧵 Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter today departed for the great litter tray in the sky, aged 18. Daisy was voted ‘objectively worst cat in the world’ 3 years running, and her hobbies included vomiting and ignoring us.
A black and white cat sat under a table

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Ouch Muffin is my favourite (@ellegb)
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Stupid sexy Flanders.
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Took my little dude for amazing dumplings.
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Went for a long hike in the rain with these goofballs. @lilsanford
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"Hey mom, this is a very tactical wineglass for when you want to drink a whole bunch of wine at once" Thanks for the tip @lilsanford
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After a month of being gone with no sightings we finally found out cat and brought her home. Thank you to kind neighbors who spotted her and called us, we thought she was gone for good.
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