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Des Moines, IA
Joined March 2024
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I’m so hungry, I could eat John Pork
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Maggie Reilly - Everytime We Touch (1992)
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Lifting weights on my driveway to Heartbeat by Don Johnson
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cant wait for my sisters brain to finish developing so she stops copying EVERYTHING I DO FUCKKKKKKKJKJKKKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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this event will be fuelling a years worth of risk taking behavior
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On July 25th, 1890, Van Gogh saw the painting "epic cowboy blowing zombies shit smoove off". He shot himself two days later out of jealousy.
I’m not a art expert but how did Mona Lisa got more fame than these
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"Please don't separate me from my only friend, I love her." "Not how it works, kid. Just for that I'm putting your crush in the same dorm as Chad. They're going to get to know each other VERY well." "Don't put me in Slytherin, some kid said it's bad." "YES SIR, MR. CHAD JUNIOR!"
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I have 36 permutated machine learning models due at 2pm, haven’t even checked at autocorrelation of the variables yet
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Rusty retweeted
fico dois dias sem jogar e quando volto ja to jogando assim
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Belinda Carlisle - Circle In The Sand
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The minds and going-abouts of the cattle are truly fascinating
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Its that time of year
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asking Santa for an Ovilus 5
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saying aish when im annoyed
Got a lil garlic in my tea by scooping spilled sugar off my cutting board but still finished it
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2027 prediction: John Kiriakou goes on DWTS
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The speed is astonishing A globular springtail appears to teleport it launches itself using its spring-like furcula in a split second.
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BRING ME THERE BRING ME THERE I WANT TO GO THERE
China’s Zhejiang University had a professor take off in a jetpack at its open day.
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someone ask him his top three His Infernal Majesty songs
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Hoy es aniversario de Kuroshitsuji y de Mexico 🥳
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tempted to sign up for 28-day Chinese fat prison just for the language immersion and to meet some for-life friends
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