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“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms”
patient: i can’t wait to go home and play dead by daylight
house:
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@Vheed44 Why don't you pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric
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Lance Oppenheim says he bribed Robert Pattinson into starring in ‘PRIMETIME’ by sending him 200 canisters of Zyn with a letter saying “Dear Chris Han-Zyn”.
“Rob, at the time, was grappling with a Zyn addiction.”
(Source: vulture.com/article/lance-op…)
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
