A man cautiously about town
Chicago, IL
Joined September 2012
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Nathan: Do you understand why this is scary?
Elizabeth: The girl is sick?
Nathan: Sorta. The girl’s head is on backwards and she says the priest’s dead mother will perform fellatio for all eternity.
Billy: [listening to Mein Kampf at 3x speed]: The 19th Amendment was a mistake
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Rejoice. KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS is here to stay.
Experience the uncensored director’s cut only in theaters: thedevils.movie
This is true, and only made worse by Substack-style models that are driven by subscriptions to personalities rather than publications. And that’s the intent, the parasocial element is a feature, not a bug
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Salt Shed's greatest achievement is being in West Town yet somehow having similar transit convenience as Tinley Park
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These Daily Mail stories aren’t just tabloid trash, they’re simply made up. Up and down the White House, everyone has been thoroughly impressed with Katie in just a few short days on the job. At the end of this second term, she’ll be remembered as one of the all-time greats.
Humiliation for new press secretary Katie Zacharia as brutal texts reveal she was 'set up to fail': Read messages being sent around the White House after her 'dumpster fire' debut trib.al/xeQtkAe
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Just after this post, Katie Zacharia resigned/was fired after being “encouraged” to step down by Trump nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/…
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John Kass to end Chicago news website after five strokes axios.com/local/chicago/2026…
she burned too bright for this world
Breaking News: President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired after less than a week on the job, according to people familiar with the matter. nyti.ms/4yuECpZ
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Masked Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villagers on Friday, setting olive groves on fire and slinging rocks.
Caught in the attack was Post photographer Heidi Levine. “They just kept kicking me and kicking me, like probably 50 times,” Levine said. wapo.st/4yt6dHY
What he says is completely contradictory: “I know a lot of Russian filmmakers, they have a lot more freedom than I have. All they have to do is be careful about criticizing the government.”
Wambsgans Syndrome, terminal
My fave part of this @AustinCarr story is the evidently complicated relationship Marc Andreessen has with being from Wisconsin (gift link) bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, tells @dannyfunt why she quit in protest. cjr.org/the-interview/nicole…
1. The joke did exactly what Gillis intended it to do. No need to pretend he’s a victim of backlash.
2. I wonder if there’s anything in Weigel’s past that might bias him here
The "Shane Gillis outrage" cycle is 98% fake, just outlets grabbing what B to D list celebrities posted on Instagram. Total waste of time. Listen to @whoweekly.
