Kerry Milne

Yo @AAMI what’s the go with your phones? Have been getting an error message for hours. Not great given a 40% increase in premium 😳

Fly high with the planes you incessantly interrupted conversations with to run outside and tell us which airline it was and where it was going 🤭 Rest easy now Old Boy 🤍

The stunning (and cheeky) red tailed black cockatoo family on my street earlier this week. Sad they’re endangered.

Holy hell it’s been a long week. Thank god it’s Friday!

Just your standard rainy Wednesday drive to collect your cat from a few blocks away 🙈🦁 He was happily snoozing in someone he doesn’t know’s garden 🙄🙄

When people say “yeah but cats won’t go on walks…” Was just popping around to the new local cafe - these 2 nosy pokes had to see where I was going 😂😂🙄

Last week I cut my finger doing an extra clean of a CLEAN wine glass after it came out of the dishwasher… Anyway turns out you have 1 main tendon and 1 stabilising tendon holding your index finger in place…I cut all the way through both 🤦🏼‍♀️ So what’s new with you guys? 🙄

Why not?! #hotcrossbuns

I just set off my house alarm (at 6:49am) by opening my window and tried to turn it off with the air conditioner control pad. May your Monday be as exciting as mine 😬🤦🏼‍♀️ – at Perth, Western Australia

Finally had shoulder surgery - 2 years of putting it off for fear of it impacting my business. But more likely because of my severe hatred of hospitals - it’s the adhd overstimulation twin to airports 🙉 But I’m nearly there. Home later today & have been well looked after 🙏🏻

I sat at the pub across from the smoking bbq for the afternoon. I will eat my hair for dinner cos it smells like sloooooowwwwww cooked brisket 😂

These are my 2 cats but they live in my neighbour’s garden 🙄

Heard at lunch (from some old mate on the phone) “yeah we did…you can’t stop someone giving you money…” – at Perth, Western Australia

George is a street cat at heart. He was found dumped behind council bins. He has an innate need to go for a wander at night - he takes the same route & visits his other adopted families in the neighbourhood. Then he comes home for warm milk & sleeps in his five star accom 😂

On hold for @CommBank Business Banking for over 60mins then it just cut off 🤬 This is my 3rd attempt opening a Business account… And I am following them up after providing docs they requested a week ago. I wonder if anyone cares 🤷🏼‍♀️ #cba #commonwealthbank #awfulservice – at Perth, Western Australia

Tulip (2) & Willow (15) 🤍🤍 Absolute darlings.

Good morning to everyone except my brain, who played an endless montage of all the terrible things I’ve ever said or done during the night 🥺🥺 Waking up with a nice heavy dose of dread & anxiety on this warm Perth Wednesday ☀️ Happy Hump Day to you all 👋🏼 – at Perth, Western Australia

Can adults get “over tired” like your mum tried to convince you of when you were 4?? I am so bloody tired. Can.Not.Sleep. – at Perth, Western Australia

New year. New…glasses 🤷🏼‍♀️ Obsessed 👓

Big clean out of my office this week. Some boring & not so great things. Also came across these pics of my very 1st soul mate, Thomas 🖤 He was so so special. Intuitive, gentle & funny 🐾❤️ Had him for 15 wonderful years. He’s been gone just as long now & I still miss him 💔 – at Perth, Western Australia