@runningk8

I bake cookies and run a lot

 Kirkland, WA
katiethecookiebee.com
Joined March 2016
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first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”
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Channeling @KarenKilgariff and having pretzels for dinner 🥨
😂😂
miss. information@audfromson20 Sep 2021
idk seems like you don’t need a car then
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Ron Iver@ronnui_6 Sep 2021
Going for a mild run and then eating 850 calories of tortilla chips to replenish my electrolytes, it's called sports science look it up
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Rob
@thegallowboob1 Sep 2021
this is true love
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"I LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY BELOVED ROOMBA ESCAPED"
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hot girl summer is over, we’re getting our lives together, we’re demanding respect. it’s time for formidable girl fall
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Hot take: Celine Dion should always be played at max volume. I want to clearly hear your car speakers inside my car. Share your Celine. Thsnks.
Retweet this. Relentlessly.
CSPAN
@cspan13 Feb 2021
.@LeaderMcConnell: "There is no question, none, that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of the day."
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It’s hot
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Hey @MASTERCHEFonFOX I thought we cancelled @Paula_Deen because she’s the worst
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“Wow today got so crazy!” -me when I had to do two things instead of one
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My current favorite warm-up is to tell everyone I’m going for my run and then just stand in the kitchen eating Trader Joe’s dill pickle chips 💫
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I guess in America we are either in quarantine or we have mass shootings.
Making it illegal to bring food and water to people standing in long lines that are only long because of policies you created to specifically and intentionally limit the electoral power of Black people is honestly more egregious and abhorrent than I have the words for.
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Every day I wake up and hope that @lubalin_vibe_co made a new video and today is my lucky day 🐴
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Mara Wilson@MaraWilson26 Feb 2021
I’m not an introvert, I’m just boring
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It’s the cheese life for me tsanks
Ron Iver@ronnui_19 Jan 2021
Sometimes you meet a vegetarian that's like "my favorite food is a kale wrap" and sometimes you meet a vegetarian that's like "I eat various forms of mozzarella sticks for every meal" and I think that's beautiful
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Dr. Jill Biden
@DrBiden14 Dec 2020
Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.
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