Good morning Car 54 There's a holdup in the Bronx! Brooklyn's broken out in fights! There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights! There's a scout troop short a child! Krushchev's due at Idlewild! Car 54 where are you????

Good morning Aidan J Harvey A wet start to the day with continued rain through the day, turning wetter later in wet parts leading to rain and continuing precipitation. Quack Quack 🦆

Good morning Jacob’s Crackers And I’ll tell you this much, it’s not only Jacob that’s crackers!!! Have a wonderful day, may you fill it with wonderment and happiness 😁👍

Good morning Tina Teaspoon On this day in 1805 Britain defeated a combined French and Spanish fleet in The Battle of Trafalgar. Napoleon landed on it with 3 squares and had to pay £750. Careful where you land today 😁

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Good morning James Burke Do you know any Burkes? I do 😬🙄 Anyway off to Northern Ireland today, and it’s the present Mrs Hames’ birthday, so a cause for celebration 🎂😁 Have a fabulous day 💚

Just finished reading this, absolute joy cover to cover. Full of character, just like the great man himself. First saw him in 1986 playing for Swindon against Chester in 1986. That game didn’t get a mention though @chris_kammy 😂

Good morning Leighton Rees Leighton was known as “The Cobra” due to his unique throwing style. In much the same way I’m known as “The Garter Snake” due to dressing in women’s clothing as I throw. Hope today is double tops for you 😁 🎯

Good morning you Lilac-Breasted Roller Bird Devizes is the destination for the present Mrs Hames and I today. Where they have things in different sizes…….anyway, enough smut for this time of the morning! Have a galloping day……

Good morning Noo Noo The present Mrs Hames and I are off to Trowbridge today for a mooch around. There’s a Greggs there. I may get peckish 😋 Have a lovely Monday whatever fun and games you get up to 😁👍

I had a Christmas traybake today. In October. And I’m not apologising. It was lovely 😂🎅🏻

Just finished reading this, some good stories, very much of its time. I know he’s a love him/loathe him comedian, I’m very much in the former 😁

Good morning Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer His hat looks as though Zena got hold of it. That’ll teach him to take it off. What fun things are you doing today then?

Tricky one, but what film were Zena and I watching? 😁

Good morning Billy Dainty On this day in 1996, A Scottish fisherman found a message in a bottle. It had been thrown in the North Sea in 1914 to chart the currents. They need to throw another one in to look at the sultanas……….. Good job I’m married, I’d never get a date….

Good morning Henry and Matthew Willows Bit windy out there today, better put my best wig on, use the double sided tape!!! Have a wonderful Friday, go roaring into the weekend 😁👍

Good morning Ted Roach Always thought there was something fishy about him…… Have a fabulous Thursday, two more days until I have a week off……..woo hoo Don’t tell him pike!

Good morning Gustavo Kuerten I remember when he played tennis with his brother……..they were a pair of Kuertens 😬 Anyway, keep your balls in play today where possible. And do as the umpire commands………because the umpire strikes back 😁 Enough foolishness !!!!

Good morning Tony Almeida Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning on an ever-spinning reel Like a snowball down a mountain, or a carnival balloon Like a carousel that's turning running rings around the moon Ooh I’m dizzy now 😬

Good morning Herbie I may go bananas today. I say may go. Went bananas years ago. The last remnants of sanity flicker occasionally. I say occasionally. March was the last time. Have a wonderful day.