Professional internet busker. Fallen mailman. Woke communist. Every day is a show! 🔴🎶 https://xitter.cf/t.co/AQe6AxdAx0

Hamilton, Ontario
Joined May 2013
Sometimes two chords take over me.
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Full throttle. ✊
honestly this rewired my fucking brain
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I"ve spent 3-6 concerts a year taking the Go bus to Toronto since I was a kid. I have never - not a single time - felt unsafe at Union Station.
More than a quarter of a million people pass through Union Station every day. It should make commuters feel safe, visitors feel welcome, and investors feel like they’ve arrived in a city that has its act together. As Mayor, I’ll put a permanent, visible police presence inside Union Station and raise the standard for safety and cleanliness across our transit system. Toronto can do better. Real change means setting a higher standard. And delivering real results. Join us: bradford26.ca/sign-up
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Gamut ♫~ retweeted
ttc train operators when they gotta tell us that there’s no subway service between st clair and college stations due to planned track work and shuttle buses are running
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Merry Kirksmas and a Happy 9/11 to you and yours. A better world is possible. 💞
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Abandon all control, release the power. 🫴⚡
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I still think about the guy who pointed out that "the underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." Rarely have I seen Al described so succinctly.
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In the 8 hour long Day 6 of the Sellout-A-Thon, the timer only went down 15 minutes. That's unreal. Day 7 of the Sellout-A-Thon begins tomorrow, somehow. There's still time request Metallica and, more importantly - GIMME MONEY! 🫴💵
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We're going into Day 5 of the Sellout-A-Thon now, and I've got to be honest... the catmaid outfit is starting to smell. twitch.tv/gamut/clip/Unsight…
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Lake Ontario > Lake AMERICA 🦅 Lake Superior > Lake FREEDOM 🪖 Lake Erie > Lake FORD F150 🛻 Lake Michigan > Lake DISNEYWORLD 🪄 Lake Huron > Lake BUD LIGHT 🍺 #MakeLakesGreatAgain
Trump posts a graphic showing Lake Ontario renamed as "Lake America"
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People spend their prime years grinding a sedentary life in a wage cage, then act like getting frail and boring is an inevitability of adulthood. Meanwhile I'm staring down 40, at my hottest and fittest, partying on the internet daily and getting clocked as mid-20s. Hmm...
did u guys know that ur life ends the moment u turn 30? yea it happened to me as well 😭 when u turn 30 u cant have social media and use apps. actually if u get caught having a little bit of fun in ur prime years instead of paying taxes and finding a partner to have kids with when u are both not even financially or mentally stable and ready to do that because uhhhh*reads note* thats what society pushes onto ppl and obviously the ones that have a sheep mindset will take that as their ultimate truth bc they are scared to honour themselves enough to go against societal norms with the fear of not fitting in.. yeah its really terrible what happens to u when u are 30+ please thots and prayers 🙏
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The way I'm going to handle this from now on. "You can't play video games with women!" Lol bye.
it's not a flex that your boyfriend doesn't know a single woman that he doesn't view as a sex object. an ex once got mad at me for liking a friend's selfie and i told her that the relationship was over if she ever tried to interfere with my friendships again.
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- Has an OF and needs you to have one since you make videos together - Flips out every time she sees you go online on OF - Also flips out every time your OF gets marked for deletion for inactivity - Doesn't pay you for the 20 videos you made together :))))
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Got fired from my mail job for some nonsense and instantly better off for it. Call that Canada Post-nut clarity.
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Tsh. How’d you know I’m a gamer? (Her fingers gently caress my carpal tunnel scars as I turn away, ashamed) She grabs my head in her hands and locks eyes with me like she’s pressed R3 in a fromsoft title: Player two unlocked
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I love burning coal!!!! Let's burn TONS of fossil fuels to power DATA CENTRES!!!!! DA FUTURE IS NOW HEY WTF NEIGHBOUR WHY IS YOUR WILDFIRE SEASON SO BAD THIS YEAR??? RAKE YOUR 369 MILLION HECTARES OF FORESTS BETTER!!! GIVE ME MONEY!!!!! 🤪🤪🤪
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This week's listening. Damn bro, pick a lane.
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