it turns out Gerald Ford pardoning Nixon was the smartest thing he did; pardoning a former head of state, for whatever reason, is the only way people realized he did something illegal

Isaac Rowlett · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:17 PM UTC

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Isaac Rowlett@IsaacRowlettOct 25

Milwaukee, 39 years ago today The Milwaukee @Bucks defeat the Soviet Union 127-100 in the USSR’s first basketball game against an NBA team in the 1987 McDonald’s Open at the MECCA (now UWM-Panther) Arena.

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scratch 🍸 · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:49 AM UTC

scratch 🍸@rumcoatOct 25

BREWERS WON!!! 2-0 LEAD IN THE WORLD SERIES!!! CAME BACK FROM A 4 POINT DEFICIT!!

scratch 🍸 · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:35 AM UTC

scratch 🍸@rumcoatOct 25

got ratio'd by a car wash on facebook

teva 𓃻 · Oct 24, 2026 · 11:58 PM UTC

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teva 𓃻@stiinkenOct 24

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scratch 🍸 · Oct 25, 2026 · 12:23 AM UTC

scratch 🍸@rumcoatOct 25

oh this is a bad start

ToonFoolery · Oct 24, 2026 · 1:39 PM UTC

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ToonFoolery@ToonFoolery101Oct 24

really like these designs.

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SMB Movie Archive · Oct 23, 2026 · 9:14 PM UTC

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SMB Movie Archive@smbmovieOct 23

Mario plays a saxophone made of PVC pipe in a potential Mario movie '93 deleted scene:

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scratch 🍸 · Oct 24, 2026 · 9:02 PM UTC

scratch 🍸@rumcoatOct 24

when i'm through with you, they'll be making hopecore edits of me on tiktok

Duc de Vinny (comms open) · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:22 PM UTC

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Duc de Vinny (comms open)@DucDeVinnyOct 24

Ne being blasted by a cannonball during the Battle of Trafalgar

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scratch 🍸 · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:29 AM UTC

scratch 🍸@rumcoatOct 24

please Brewers, you got 3 games left... don't fuck it up

scratch 🍸 · Oct 24, 2026 · 3:22 AM UTC

scratch 🍸@rumcoatOct 24

Brewers be like: "hmm, Ashby did great, let's replace him with a pitcher who gets all 3 bases loaded in the last inning," thank fucking God for that double play

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