@rubetime

Comic, actor, writer, with a loyal following. A random rambler with a new comedy special out now on Netflix. Podcast, Banaland, on iTunes, https://xitter.cf/t.co/WMldUVeXTi.

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rubetime.com
Joined April 2009
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Is twitter back to full capacity? Is this how you use it? Type words inside the box then hit the Tweet button? Little help?
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I used to get fired for going on stage at reduced capacity and now comedy clubs and venues are embracing reduced capacity. I better have another drink and think about this one #livecomedy
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Bob Rubin retweeted
Bob Rubin@rubetime29 Jul 2020
Check out this entertaining and brief summertime read. A history of my up and down, almost 40-year comic journey tinyurl.com/y4e4nzrm
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New diet is going well. Gotta have a cheat meal every now and then, though. Today's my favorite, burger and LSD.
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Check out this entertaining and brief summertime read. A history of my up and down, almost 40-year comic journey tinyurl.com/y4e4nzrm
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Alllllllright! Congrats @pattonoswalt Killer show and well deserved!
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt28 Jul 2020
Just blown away by this honor. What a group of purely creative, brilliant, game-changing minds to be associated with. Off to buy a tuxedo shirt, jacket, and really nice pair of shorts and flip-flops. #Emmys
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Thank you for the great review @HeliumPresents !!!
HeliumPresents@HeliumPresents17 Jul 2020
Bob Rubin’s new Netflix special, “Bob Rubin: Oddities & Rarities,” is, in itself, an oddity and rarity. We gave this hidden gem a watch and here's what we thought of it: bit.ly/2Cc9zsZ Have you watched it? Let us know in the comments!
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Breaking news: Incredible rescue effort underway to save a cat in Toronto. #savefluffythecat youtube.com/watch?v=MXxExi4b…
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Jim Morrison Tickling The Feet Of The Ancient Ones youtu.be/EjUHQyWcbrM via @YouTube
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Why is there such a problem with social distancing? Look how far and how many years you've distanced yourself from your inner child.
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Partial list of re-openings, effective immediately: Love Tolerance Equality Justice
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Who built the triangles? Do dogs know it's Saturday? Do dolphins know we're hurting? Does a toddler know he's vivid? Where's the relevance? Does a peppercorn know it's three o'clock? Which one doesn't belong? We all belong. We're all one.
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That's like yelling BAZAAR in a crowded rummage sale. (EDITOR'S NOTE: Part of this tweet is missing. Sorry)
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"That's like taking shamrock tweezers to a gunfight." - Empty Bottle Of Whisky
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As soon as this thing is over, I'm going to go out and make all the usual mistakes.
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Make sure to check out @pattonoswalt’s new special on Netflix, which features @rubetime’s special, too!
Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt19 May 2020
IT IS ACCOMPLISHED. My new @netflix special, I LOVE EVERYTHING, is streaming NOW. I hope you enjoy it! #ILoveEverything
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I love you Jennifer!
Jennifer Sarsfield@JennSarsfield19 May 2020
Replying to @pattonoswalt @rubetime
Hi Patton - I am Bob's wife. What you have done for Bob (for us) is tremendous. I really hope to meet you one day and (post-virus), give you a hug! Will hugs ever be allowed again? I don't know, but thank you so much!!! :)
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Monday Funday: Bananaland! Yes, your favorite podcast is returning this year. For now, please enjoy the non stop nonsense in this rousing, new compilation show. Have fun!tinyurl.com/y7dvk7wz #laughyourmaskoff
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My head has turned to goo and so can you. Ask me how! #bobrubinmasterclass
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Showbiz Tidbit- I had great management back in grade school. I always played Christ, the squirrel, or a walnut in the school plays.
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