Breaking hearts/code @OkCupid 💘 Occasional photographer 📸 He/him.
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In the time since the #Ticketmaster queue stopped updating, I built a Chrome Extension to show you your actual place in line instead of the dreaded "2000+".
I really thought Wicker was going to be the horniest movie I watched this weekend… I was NOT prepared for watching Sense & Sensibility next to a gaggle of giggling college girls.
“Pardon me, I did not build some fuckable furniture!"
I cannot be convinced this line from Wicker wasn’t inspired by JD Vance.
Who the hell cares about the touch screen, the light-up Apple logo is back?!
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Ruben Martinez Jr. retweeted
We tried protesting like the French in 2020 but they called us savages for tearing up a cvs. Then jan 6 happened and pardons were given for actual treason. Point blank period is that until white people start tearing up shit nothing will change lmao.
This is true and also, I can't think of a time I'm *less* inclined to take public transit than when I'm carrying one or more large bags, in the middle of people just trying to get to work.
You guys ever think about dying?
I could tell who the asshole in this story was by the fact they *drove* "all the way" to Brooklyn. Two red flags right off the bat!
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
This is the second year running I don't feel terribly compelled by the new iPhones.
The new camera is, as always, cool, but otherwise I think they peaked at the titanium Pro/Max iPhone 16.
