@rubbertrout_

Musings of a latex fish. Living a life of quiet desperation. Shoots right. Tweets left.

Calgary, Alberta
Joined April 2011
I’d like to think that Connor and Leon are good guys. But then I think about how Patrice Bergeron publicly objected to the Bruins drafting Mitchell Miller because it was contrary to the team’s core values and I sometimes wonder.
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Tessa is what Jamie Sale could have been if she wasn’t a whack job nutter. She is as lovely and likeable as Jamie is crazy.
Tessa Virtue starting a podcast is the most unpredictable thing ever and I will be tuned
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Makes me nostalgic. And a little sad. It was cool being part of that little corner of the internet. I don’t quite belong with the folks who are part of the “new” community. But I remember how it was. And it makes me smile.
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Whether they can actually do it or not (health care is a mess) I’d be willing to let them try. 3 years is a lot more believable than *ahem* 90 days.
After seven years of UCP mismanagement, Alberta’s NDP has a plan to transform health care. Alberta’s NDP believes in a future where every Albertan can get the care they need, when they need it. A future where a strong public health care system delivers world-class care, supports health care workers, and works seamlessly across the province. Within three years, Alberta’s NDP will deliver shorter wait times, timely access to a family doctor or primary care provider, integrated and connected care, and a better health care system that works for all Albertans. Find out more and read the full plan at AlbertaNDP.ca/healthcare.
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Ok “Berta Proud Dad.” I’d bet a shiny nickel that you don’t understand what it means. You sure didn’t fight in any wars. But you’re pearl clutching about it like you did.
Fascism is not a fashion slogan. Wearing “Fight Fascists” like a trendy political costume is a slap in the face to the veterans who actually fought fascism and understood what it meant. Janis Irwin is an activist with a title and an embarrassment to Alberta.
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rubbertrout retweeted
Hes gonna rename iran
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says he has a "big decision" coming up on Iran.
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BREAKING: For the first time since the Iran war began, JPMorgan says it no longer has a baseline view on oil, writing "we simply don't know how to model the endgame," and that the assumption that the Middle East disruptions are temporary is "becoming increasingly difficult to sustain," per JPMorgan Global Research. The bank says it had assumed there were economic red lines the Trump administration would be unwilling to cross, and that six months later "many of those lines have been crossed, yet the exit strategy is less clear, not more." Chevron's CEO said this week the Great fuel crisis has officially arrived, as Trump officials continue to claim the disruption temporary.
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Someone just started singing a song in their head.
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Time for some positive news …
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Just like “I want to keep it all for myself” as opposed to the tax dollars being allocated for areas of need is based on notions of greed. Can they work on this? Absolutely. But if the premise is “I should keep it all” that’s different.
I support a united Canada, but people need to stop using this hugely oversimplified argument. If I take $20 each from Person A and Person B, then give $25 to A and $15 to B, that's still a transfer of wealth from B to A. It doesn't disappear just because I was an intermediary.
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Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor?
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I’m crying
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Nothing will ever convince me that being 12 years old, sitting on the floor of your bedroom, listening to music on a tiny CD player while flipping through a magazine wasn’t one of the most peaceful eras of human civilization.
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“Why did Smith personally arrange for her husband to be granted extraordinary access to confidential internal government discussions about the proposed project?” Guess he doesn’t just “run a restaurant…” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli thetyee.ca/News/2024/08/28/D…
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Based on the Alberta government, I would suggest that we’d still get the same shitty services but the corporate tax rate would be 2%. And Sam Mraiche could buy another jet.
Jim, I think you’re answering the wrong question. Who gets more back than they pay individually is a tax-incidence point. The independence question is different: how large is the pool of tax dollars Albertans send to Ottawa, and how much of that pool would be available if Alberta delivered those services itself? Ottawa collects more from Alberta than it spends in Alberta. Fraser Institute’s StatsCan-based estimate for 2024 is about $77B in federal revenue from Alberta vs. $52.5B in federal spending here—a $24.5B gap. That does not mean “Alberta writes a cheque to Quebec.” It does mean that, holding the tax burden constant, an independent Alberta government that assumed those functions would have more money available for services than Ottawa currently spends in Alberta.
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There are two political parties to the left of the liberals who are politically central left. They are pro business, cut income tax and business tax, and cut environmental protections. We are not the most left wing country in the world as much as you wish to play victim
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The liberals are a centrist government elsewhere. Other countries have tried universal basic incomes. More dental care. Free university. Please read up on the Scandinavian countries, for example. This is ludicrous
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Replying to @Prominent_Bryan
I’ve lived on both continents And I think you’re the dumbest voter in the world Keep crashing out though, seems like you need this
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BREAKING: Trump announces that if the republicans retain control of both the house and the senate, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny.
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The NDP has one term. With oil royalties plummeting due to record low oil prices. But somehow, everything wrong in Alberta is because of those four years, not because of the hundred or so years of conservative government. Or because of Justin. Give your head a shake
🚨 CONSERVATIVES, THINK LOGICALLY, NOT EMOTIONALLY. The UCP must listen, learn and fix what is broken. But handing Alberta back to the NDP would be disastrous. We can demand better while supporting Danielle Smith and ensuring the NDP never governs Alberta again.
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