This is me in a nutshell: (O+)

Minneapolis MN
Joined January 2008
Hey @InstantPot , I'm still hoping you'll tell me why the manual for the Instant Pot Pro Pluss says your appliances shouldn't be used by people with reduced sensory abilities - people like me.
.@InstantPot it continues, “close supervision is necessary when any appliance is used near children and these individuals.“ Again, I would like to know why.
I pay @lyft $300 a month for Lyft Pass. I take multiple rides a day because, as a blind person, the public transportation takes 6 times as long. And yet, despite that dedication, they release an iOS update where the request Lyft button cannot be seen by VoiceOver. WHY?! @asklyft
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I love York Peppermint Patties. I cannot think of a more environmentally friendly and creative use for old tooth paste.
Join @trevor_radio, @BrileyOC, Matthew, & guest co-host @rstrunk for a game of "Sorry I'm Late" at @ZenCastFM, or on the podcast app of your choice! media.zencast.fm/the-reforme… #comedy #podcast #friendcast
Listen to Episode 22, featuring @trevor_radio, @brileyoc, Matt Metier, & @rstrunk sitting in for @jeanniefarley as they discuss NYE stories & more! Listen at @ApplePodcasts - please rate & review! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/… #iTunes
a11Y folks: remember back when Amazon disabled Alexa in the app if a user had VO active? I'm curious if anyone has videos or screenshots of that.
Ryan Strunk retweeted
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How can you look at everything we've done this year and not be inspired? We are awesome. #NFB17
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Honored to give my time and energy as a member of the federation. We are changing what it means to be blind. #NFB17
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My post was liked by Tom Perry and Peter Barry. I am still holding out for Jim Carrey, Sherry Oteri, and… Sting. That guy is awesome.
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My therapist said I'm co-dependent. How should I feel about that?
Supposedly, the Tasmanian devil tried to enter the No Spin Zone, but Bill O'Reilly shot him.
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In the northern hemisphere, toilets drain clockwise, but in the No Spin Zone, the crap just piles up. This one I can confirm.
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I heard once that slinkies in the No Spin Zone are just devastatingly straight lengths of wire. I guess I'll never find out if it's true.
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Do you think they had spiral cut ham in the No Spin Zone? I guess we'll never know now.
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I am amazed and impressed that these guys are up and hopping for gavel drops before 9:00. #MOSTRONG #NFBMO2017
Gary Wunder has lots of plaques, says the Missouri board, so they gave him a gold and silver torch for 45 years of service. #nfbmo2017
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Gary Wunder is a model of poise and polish. #nfbmo17
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"We are not on this planet just to have a big party. We are here to help and encourage one another." — Congressman Emanuel Cleaver #nfbmo17