@rsmith_72

Live it up | To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love | Japper & Deku

Joined May 2012
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I’m sorry but you guys need to see this
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My landlord about to charge me for pets, the way you got a nigga barking
mei ♡@meiwoosieAug 8
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He’s everywhere
DJ BBQ@stepheniscowboyAug 8
taking out a book on the train and then just sitting on your phone
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Have you ever heard of Thursday
lenaaaa 🇵🇦🇰🇷@ickysisterrAug 7
white people micro aggressions be like: wow you are so articulate
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Jarrett Bailey
@JBaileyNFLAug 7
Cris Collinsworth: Raccoons kept getting my tomatoes. So I went out and bought a crossbow and a ghillie suit. I Camped out in my yard, blasted one at 3 AM, and displayed it as a warning. My neighbors called the ASPCA, so I have a court date next week. Mike Tirico: Second down
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"did you manage to make a lobster outfit for our action?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked"
PETA
@petaJul 29
We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔
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🍫 H A L E E M A H 🦋❤️ 🇵🇹
@Lymarh__Jul 27
I was ghosted because I “ate too much” on our first date. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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This screenshot depicts a fictional conversation from a fabricated Reddit story, as the same user previously asked how many croissants eaten in a row would "give a guy the ick." reddit.com/r/NoStupidQues… reddit.com/r/AmIOverreact…
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bambi ✿ they
@bbambiedJul 25
this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up
bambi ✿ they
@bbambiedJul 25
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dani@wormbarfJul 22
told him he can have a costco hotdog today
dani@wormbarfJul 21
told him he can’t have a costco hotdog today
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mishi@hunterch4ferJul 6
I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better
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@lunecrumbssJul 5
parrot's raincoat
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blkmessiah@ghostofkurtaJul 1
Grindslop
Dear Self.
@Dearme2_Jun 30
Work harder.
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#NewProfilePic
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Last sentence is actually insane comparison
꩜@favecicoriaJun 28
Respectfully how does a person have a c-section and not know that they’re in there rearranging your organs, taking stuff out, putting it back in? You can feel it happening, it feels like a violently drunk girl rummaging around in her oversized bag for a lighter
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Objectively bad tweet
Quincy Avery
@QuincyAveryJun 24
Please refrain from asking Black folks sitting next to you in first class what they do for work. Signed, The Black delegation (excluding Sage Steele and Jason Whitlock)
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when i found out my 2008 ford ranger was one of them transformers first thing i did was put a towel over the hood and drove that sumbitch through the car wash. he started hollerin' about some allsparks and i said no sir, i ain't interested in no alternative fuel i'm a diesel man
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the stabber@quiet_homeboyJun 15
Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”
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There's larvae on this app you idiot.
Redd
@ReddCinemaJun 14
Male bee passes away after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee 😳
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Jebediah
@itsJebediahJun 12
how the fuck did he do that!?
Indianapolis Colts
@ColtsJun 12
locked in.
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kordell
@lledrokJun 8
ayo niggas not sipping on no good nut
Polymarket
@PolymarketJun 8
NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.
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cool@35yearoldfriendJun 8
I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.
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Joe Howland 👻@sXe_JoeJun 6
I write lyrics with the viagra pen because this shit’s hard
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