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London, UK
Joined February 2009
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A site's carbon impact as part of #webperf! buff.ly/3H4jnkw A little thing I wrote via @perplanet prompted by @theRealNooshu 's tweet & @scottJehl 's github issue - adding website eco impact to @realWebPageTest! 🌏❀️ #perfmatters #sitespeed #Sustainability #greenweb
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
Looking at CPU profiles for async code:
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
πŸ“£πŸ“£ It’s official πŸ“£πŸ“£ Waitlist is off *right now* and Bard is LIVE in over 180 countries and territories, with more coming soon. Can’t wait to see which new region tries it most and helps us build together. bard.google.com #GoogleIO
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Excellent news! By bringing this data into the general web dev lexicon, we can hopefully get people more aware and even rate themselves against competitors by their carbon use rank πŸ’š
🌱 ~18 months ago we started a discussion re: adding a carbon footprint estimate as a metric to WebPageTest. Today, we are proud to publish our newest feature: Carbon Control, measuring your carbon footprint 🌱explainer: blog.webpagetest.org/posts/c… cc: @SaraSoueidan @rposbo
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
What could be more reassuring to a nation where many struggle to feed their children and heat their homes than the arrest of peaceful protesters (many who negotiated their protest with police to start) while billions of pounds of military hardware fly overhead in formation.
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
Penny Mordaunt has now been holding that sword longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
I'll be listening to Crass today not only because they're fucking brilliant but because it's fitting. Big A Little A was released in 1982 during Thatchers regime, it's just as relevant now. Listen. Read. Take the advice. Fuck the Coronation. Fuck the Met. Fuck the Tories.
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
Fact of the Day: Soldiers on guard at Buckingham Palace balance on their right foot during the #Coronation as the transfer of power is moved to King Charles III, once the King is crowned their left foot will lower to signify the completion of power transfer πŸ“Έ from a Canberra
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
It is not for the police to decide whether protest should be β€œtolerated” or not. Their job is to uphold the law, including the fundamental right to protest, without fear or favour.
Replying to @metpoliceuk
Our tolerance for any disruption, whether through protest or otherwise, will be low. We will deal robustly with anyone intent on undermining this celebration. πŸ§΅πŸ”½
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
Hi, I’m Barry Scott. Blue tick reappeared? Change your name, then change it back. BANG! And the mark is gone.
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
Everyone getting hyped on artificial super intelligences underestimate the simple second order effects of the models we have today. So many fields are now moving 3–10x faster.
We wrapped up the first LLM hackathon for applications in materials and chemistry last week. The results to me were astounding. We are at the point now where some tasks that took years can now be completed in days. Here is a list of the fantastic submissions!
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧡 1/22
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
So this happened….They made me wait 50 minutes to speak so by the time I got there…
This lady has just spent 2 mins absolutely eviscerating the Conservatives on their record on EVERYTHING πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» #BBCQT β€œ I’m staggered that you think you’re succeeding… Watch and listen!
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
Do your 1-1 meetings keep getting cancelled? 1-1 meetings are important, they show your team that you care and that you are interested in their progression. If you are being ignored by managers, this is my advice...
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
For #WomensHistoryMonth2023, we are going to be highlighting a notable woman each weekday who was born or lived in H&F!
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Robin Osborne πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί πŸ’™πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’ͺ🏻 retweeted
The care and training of your pet rock (buff.ly/3TPKes0): so, in 1975, Gary Dahl created β€œPet Rock” as a collectible toy, and you can find the care guide on the internet archive. I love that someone took the time to create this. #Archive #Manuals
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β€˜Dad said: We’re going to follow Captain Cook’: how an endless round-the-world voyage stole my childhood buff.ly/3zgaiD2
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