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Cheshire
Joined May 2011
“My husband is a therapist for Pygmy goats and I only work on a full moon. Our budget is £3.4million” #GrandDesigns
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Peacock in a petrol station. Of course.
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Charlotte retweeted
Random object of the day outside my hairdressers... #freestuff @RoylePin
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Organising a dinner at the yacht club. Absolutely no other context provided for the names on one table.
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Charlotte retweeted
Champagne & crisps
Say someone gave you £2,000. What would you spend it on? Simple Rules: 1. Can't pay down debt 2. Can't save it 3. Must spend it within 30 days 4. Other than 1-3, you can do anything
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Charlotte retweeted
I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More
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Oi oi
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This is my kind of war.
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Love where you live 💙✨
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When you leave the nibbles up to your boyfriend.
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Hello team… My little website is live if you’d like to have a little look. charlottepinningtoninteriors…
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You could cut Dave’s enthusiasm with a knife.
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I’ll tell you she’s my niece without telling you she’s my niece.
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See your dad’s got a new job.
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Nothing good happens after midnight. GO HOME.
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Hurricane Erin remnants ruined our “let’s sail to Ireland” romanticism. Where there’s a will there’s a way etc. especially where Dave & Guinness are involved.
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Leaving twitter for a while means your gifs leave too. WOE.
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Hello team. How’re we doing?
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If you were thinking about buying a (in Dave’s words) louts boat (beefy inboard, good for a rosé lunch, pootle around the bay) which didn’t have a name… what would you consider naming it?
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Until tomorrow, sunshine.
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