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I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
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You say that it’s fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror
shoutout to the NHS for literally being better than nothing these withdrawals are not fun and this GP refuses to call me till Thursday afternoon smh
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***New Video!***
Scomo says “social media has become a cowards palace” - Now he wants to make online anonymity illegal.
Australia’s Internet Privacy Just Got Worse...
WATCH: youtu.be/R7Lf_w9AHvg
I hate the fact that this app has mad me know exactly what image that is
Within minutes of the platform being announced, people had found a way to register fake Donald Trump accounts and one of them posted a picture of a pig with swollen testicles taking a dump.
trib.al/4FWKrqc
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I was in supermarket recently captain and old lady was £1.25 short on her shopping. Felt obliged to help out and helped her out putting shopping back on the shelves 👍
I am conscious of everything I do in public down to the way my foot moves on the concrete as I walk the way i swing my arms the way my jacket is sitting on my shoulders I swear man this shit is annoying as fuck
this anxiety shit no joke man every time I hear someone laughing in public I assume they're laughing at me every time anyone walks towards me at night I assume they're about to rob or stab me leaving the house is such a risk to me and it doesn't surprise me I try not to anymore
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This is an absolutely massive announcement that cannot be understated👇
Breaking News: The WHO approved the first ever malaria vaccine, which could save tens of thousands of children in sub-Saharan Africa. The quest for this vaccine has been underway for a hundred years, a WHO official said, and is a "historic event." nyti.ms/3oxUgAy
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Minor correction but the WHO didn’t “approve” the vaccine — they “recommend” it. The WHO doesn’t have authority to approve vaccines.
who.int/news/item/06-1…
Phase 3 results of this vaccine were first published and the vaccine was approved by EMA in 2015.
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in olden times to scam a rube out of his coinpurse you had to pretend to be the valet of an imprisoned viscount and slowly bring him into your confidence. today you just show him a picture of a monkey in a sweatshirt and say something about the blockchain. art is dead
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the wind rush generation helped build this country back up after the war and then there was countless unwarranted deportations with no reparations and they get commemorated with … fruits ??
London unveils its first public monument celebrating the Windrush generation of Caribbean migrants to the U.K.: bit.ly/3B5yqHX
anyone else ever at the club thinking like you do not exist you are just a compilation of how every person who knows you sees you
the pride this person has in paying $600 for a badly sliced shit cut of meat with 15 quids worth of gold on top is mind boggling
