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fuck around and find out ☺️

Joined December 2019
The host of a show can’t be a woman who cheated on the man she met on said show. Let’s all use sense. That being said, Caroline Flack was a literal paedophile who was openly shagging a child and they gave her the job 🤷🏽‍♀️
🚨According to The Sun, the front runners to be the new host of #LoveIsland include Chloe Burrows, Indiyah Polack, Olivia Attwood and GK Barry.
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Same man that said on TV about sleeping with Vanessa Feltz’s underage daughters by the way. One of them was 15. And then made jokes about sleeping with his own future sons. You think that cretin isn’t capable of raping drunk women? People are so fucking stupid.
Russell Brand’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Pressdee has fiercely spoken out against the verdict. She stated the following: "A wife is without her husband. Three children are without their Dad. Yet everyone thinks the real victim in this is a drunk groupie who was cheating on her boyfriend. Someone who has anonymity for life and will probably get a financial payout. “If this drunk groupie thought he was a predator, why would she stand by and watch him sleep with 1000s more women? Didn't she care about those women? "It's not true that women in the comedy industry warned each other about Russell. No one warned me, and it could not have been more obvious that I was connected to him. Just because I am a woman doesn't mean I should 'believe all women'. "I would be more likely to believe women who report criminals to the POLICE. Not the media, decades later. I believe in the right to a fair trial. Convince me it was fair!" She also slammed Georgina Bailey who claimed to be Brand’s ex-lover and had urged him to “tell the truth.” "She was a groupie too,” Samantha revealed. “The kind of women throwing themselves at Brand back then often sold kiss-and-tell [stories] that were mostly made up. "Russell paid for Georgina to go to rehab. Ballie has made a career out of sleeping with him. She's not his ex-girlfriend. At the time, she was in a burlesque troupe called 'The Satanic Sluts'." At the moment, we are being led to believe that Russell Brand is guilty beyond reasonable doubt. There is no evidence - only the word of one woman and more words from people who don’t like him. Now we have other words from someone who knew him that say the opposite of what the establishment and media are saying. I also found Reform MP Sarah Pochin’s comments on TalkTV disgraceful. In the clip, she spoke about Brand as if he was 100% guilty, spoke in a rather venomous way about him saying she hoped he would go away for a long long time, and spoke about the accusers as if they are bastions of truth even though there is no way she could possibly know that. This is trial by media. Trial by hearsay. Trial by dislike of one person. But trial by truth? No. Russell Brand faces serious danger in prison and was forbidden from saying goodbye to his kids. No mercy is being shown to him. I see only venom and hate. Yet I have seen Brand speak repeatedly about his faith for years, urging millions of people to find their own. The entire thing feels off and rancid. The more this case goes on and the more that is revealed by people like his ex-girlfriend, the more it becomes clear that something very wrong has happened here and we are in the midst of watching something very evil taking place. #RussellBrand Russell Brand’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Pressdee has fiercely spoken out against the verdict. She stated the following: "... ift.tt/HreIXgz
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The whole country needs to riot if they replace TV license fees with a Home Internet Levy. £11 a month added to your monthly broadband bill and despite its name, it won’t be used to fund internet infrastructure, it’s intended to be long term funding for the BBC
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Even if you don’t consume content from the BBC, you’ll have to pay to fund it. There’s no way to opt out, it gets added to your monthly bill. It’s a compulsory contribution to a broadcaster regardless of whether or not you consumer their content. It’s racketeering at this point.
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Watching Young Sheldon and his mum falling apart when his dad dies and being convinced that the kids need to become baptised to save them from hell is exactly what grief induced religious psychosis looks like btw 😭
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Have unfortunately been there myself. Was somehow saved by my family whilst my ex tried to indoctrinate me further. Feels like a lifetime ago now (thank God) but yeah I can’t believe grieving my dad actually sent me borderline insane and I didn’t even realise it 💀
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And it’s literally been proven in studies that people who abuse animals go on to abuse human beings. Him being abusive to women should be a shock to absolutely nobody.
Even if Russell Brand wasn't guilty of r*pe, I'd still be happy with his conviction and whatever sentence he gets on the grounds of it being justice for his childhood dog. I mean, he wrote the below extract himself. As if he thought people would think: "Oh that's mean, but what a refreshingly honest chap he is!" If he could do this to a defenceless animal and laugh about it years later, it tells you a lot about his treatment of those around him who he saw as vulnerable. What an evil prick. Fuck him.
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My ex put his cat in the washing machine. And his beard in his lavender marriage still uses her one ChatGPT powered brain cell to scream that he’s a victim.
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Packing up your entire home is so bittersweet. You’d think I’ve done this enough times to not get sentimental about it but something about seeing your home empty is so sad 😭
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My new place has been a PROJECT with the pink yellow and orange walls and RED carpet but it’s gorgeous now. You’d never guess it looked like a crazy cat lady’s home a week ago.
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My husband hates walking around with me because why did I just get ID’d tryna buy a Stanley knife 🤣 he looked at the cashier dead in the eye accent and all and was like “she’s 32. You think she’s too young to buy a knife? What do you think I am?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I think it’s because I must look under 25 and he thinks it’s because she was being lowkey racist towards him because tbf as a fully grown man he should be able to buy a knife even if I myself wasn’t old enough
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Nothing will test your relationship/ marriage more than a home renovation project I’ll tell ya that for free
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Partly my fault because I’m literally allergic to paint so my patience runs out very fast because I get overstimulated x
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It really pains me to hear people pronounce shawarma as shworma
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Even Elon’s money couldn’t get Tommy Robinson off the hook and I LOVE to see it
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The M&S munch tins are the only thing from M&S that look like pure poverty. It’s giving recycled Celebrations tin filled with random shit.
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How can a customer service rep not know the phonetic alphabet omg this guy just said Queen and Freddie 😭
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Imagine taking me back to Court because you think I told your wife that you were a gay pornstar. Why would I bother? I just laugh about it online instead
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My cousin is fuming she bought a Jaecoo 7 as her new mum car at the beginning of the year and now everyone thinks she’s on PIP 🤣
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I hate artex ceilings. Biggest headache of my life. Every property I’ve been in for the past like 10 years (except in Monaco and obviously not new builds) all have artex ceilings. So fucking ugly. Such a mess to remove and can only do it after emptying the room. Nightmare 😭
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In this day and age all he has to do is tell her it’s AI
A$AP Rocky spotted in Miami with an unknown lady looking way too intimate on the street. I thought him and Rihanna were a match made in heaven… can’t believe he’s out here cheating like this.
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So many social media terms make me cringe man. ‘Cool girl’ ‘clean girl’ like is everyone ok? Touch grass
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I can’t tell if I have body dysmorphia or my husband is just blinded by love
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Fucking to good RnB makes you feel like you’re levitating
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The way my entire life has just crumbled because I’ve lost every current future and previous calendar event on my iPhone is reason enough for me to never trust going digital again. These stupid fucking tech glitches can literally destroy lives careers legal obligations everything
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