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Dr John Roucker

@rouckerjohn

fibromyalgia, epilepsy, and carer for a disabled parent. Dr of archaeology, introverted former comedian.. honest

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Joined April 2024
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So... I've been offered to work on a few projects, which will be extremely time-consuming, plus the time difference between here and United States of Musk, I won't be on here as much or at all late afternoon for a bit. It's been a while since I've done 'biz' stuff
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Just sayin....
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Dr John Roucker (@rouckerjohn) profile pictureDr John Roucker@rouckerjohn9 Jan 2025
#HearMeOut If you put a long black wig and sunglasses on Elon Musk, you get Tommy Wiseau..
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#HearMeOut If you put a long black wig and sunglasses on Elon Musk, you get Tommy Wiseau..
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I'm still surviving what the abuse did to me. My sister didn't. You @CPhilpOfficial, like the vermin in your party, are a disgrace to every victim who suffered because your party refused to implement recommendations to protect children, and now you want to delay further. FUCK OFF
Chris Philp MP (@CPhilpOfficial) profile pictureChris Philp MP
@CPhilpOfficial9 Jan 2025
Labour MPs voting against rape gang inquiry is shameless - what are they trying to hide? My column in The Sun this morning thesun.co.uk/news/32687508/l…
Labour MPs voting against rape gang inquiry is shameless – what are they trying to hide?

Labour MPs voting against rape gang inquiry is shameless – what are they trying to hide?

THE Labour government has just whipped its MPs to vote against a proper national inquiry into the rape gang scandal. That shameful vote exposed their lack of both a backbone and anything resembling…

thesun.co.uk
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Spelled looks like it's spelt wrong... 🤔
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Thanks, @trussliz. There is no point in comedy anymore... independent.co.uk/news/uk/po…
Truss sends Starmer cease and desist letter over claim she crashed the economy

Truss sends Starmer cease and desist letter over claim she crashed the economy

Downing Street said the prime minister ‘absolutely stands by’ his comments on the previous government’s record

independent.co.uk
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Nigel tells a knock knock joke. Dicky earns some extra pocket money for laughing and Lee is confused about how he can hear his door all the way from Ashfield
Lee Anderson MP (@LeeAndersonMP_) profile pictureLee Anderson MP
@LeeAndersonMP_9 Jan 2025
Captions Please Looking forward to this 😂🤣
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Hey @netflix Hear me out... remake Mannequin but as a horror starring Aubrey Plaza, me, Kevin Hart, and a cameo by @glooface I'll even duet 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' with Taylor Swift for the theme. If you're still not convinced... same idea but with jetpacks!
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Ben Kearnobi@BenKearns67 Jan 2025
If Matt Berry was Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Me seeing food on the table 2 ft away and feeling a bit peckish but too lazy to actually get up to get it
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Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) profile pictureHaggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@Haggis_UK8 Jan 2025
Rupert Lowe(Reform MP) making a total arse of himself. Mr Speaker: Absolute shambles Labour bencher: A future leader. 😂
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Ed Davey in the house of commons today... #IYKYK
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Penguins are unflappable! One for your BBoF @glooface
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Weird for someone who celebrates 'sovereignty', hates foreign criminals and foreign interference. Wanting a convicted felon to interfere in our sovereign country and it's democracy. Sounds a bit traitorous...
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Lee Harris (@LeeHarris) profile pictureLee Harris
@LeeHarris7 Jan 2025
Keir Starmer has suffered a major diplomatic blow after Donald Trump has publicly sided with @elonmusk. Fear not. It's not long now until Trump and Elon make Britain great again.
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Why are you platforming a 'man' who impregnated the stepdaughter he raised twice without even asking how old she was when he decided he no longer wanted to be her father, he wanted to be her lover instead?
Good Morning Britain (@GMB) profile pictureGood Morning Britain
@GMB8 Jan 2025
'He’s not strong enough to be the leader you need at the moment.' @susannareid100 questions Errol Musk on whether he has spoken to his son Elon about the breakdown of his relationship with the Reform UK leader Nigel Farage.
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Egg, bacon, and mushroom sandwich
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Well, that was a night of unbridled brain numbing regret
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Well, off to perform a miracle... Catch you all on the flipside
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Lee Anderson goes back to his old job as a window l̶i̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ cleaner because being a GB News host and MP doesn't pay enough
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Receives draft to work on. First sentence of the email "There is a small plot hole." The plot hole...
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#MorningPositivity from @glooface
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