New Strawpage! I love you all, very dearly. rotten-decayed.straw.page/

Thinking about ex-treasured oomf that asked me to make her a gift, waited weeks for it to be close to ready, allowed me to buy her a web domain, talked to me daily, and blocked me LOL

Inb4 "I'm 14 and this is deep" but you guys realize laws and rules aren't real right? You can do whatever you want? Only consequences exist and everything is a consequence. Just like how you're a consequence of your dad hitting it raw like a dog

The X Debit card gets you 555x higher btw

You guys know it's not going to change that much that fast, right?

I have a banger in drafts but I gotta wait for people to wake up #staywoke

I've been saying it forever but every single private citizen should have unrestricted and unlicensed access to buy/own/sell ANY weaponry. ESPECIALLY NUCLEAR WARHEADS

My main issue with Libertarianism is that if I vote (ew) for a libertarian, a libertarian will be in charge of me (double ew)

I was born to be a scheming eunuch that only speaks in riddle and parable.

There once was a seed, one-two-six, That grew through the mortar, and grew through the bricks. When God said, “Behave!” It bloomed on his grave! Just one of its usual tricks.

With laughter she sharpened her blade, And danced through the ruins she made, Her crown was a jest, A thorn in each breast, Yet sweeter the cuts she displayed.

A queen of the circuits and streams, Who stitched herself gowns out of memes, She sneered and she spun, Made jest of each sun, And ruled over graveyards of dreams.

I'm going to FIND you and I'm going to GET you

She's there in case I want it all She's scared 'cause I want She's there in case I want it all She's scared 'cause I want All in all the clock is slow Six color pictures all in a row Of a marigold

All ways are wounding, and yet the innocent pass through unbroken. Pure folly is the first door.

This is mfw I remember that love is real and that beauty is everywhere :D

Thank you friend 🤍

Fake esoteric eboy milady.

Using the Twitter debit card to cut a line feels weird but idk why

I haven't said this in a while but I really do love all of you. If any of you ever need anything at all. Money, advice, comfort, anything. Reach out, I'll do what I can. I'm also still goving away free web domains and hosting for friends who want in on the project.