wellll ! BASICALLY, WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS. I suddenly was turned into a fish! Me, a fish! No joke! And Then I was Trying To Put Myself Out Of My Misery By Shooting Myself. And EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT ME. EVERYONEireleased6anomalies

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Sep 9, 2026 · 9:24 PM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantSep 9

Incident? Just one?

𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ@POV1D0NESep 9

anomaly incident 😊

Sep 9, 2026 · 9:24 PM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantSep 9

I had to neutralize at least three on the way here.

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Sep 8, 2026 · 2:49 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantSep 8

... What did you do??

𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ@POV1D0NESep 8

Replying to @rotavoidant

@rotavoidant Hey come clean this up

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♪﹒ 𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘕𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 : ⚙️ · Aug 26, 2026 · 2:16 PM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○ retweeted

♪﹒ 𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘕𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 : ⚙️@SC00P5992Aug 26

❝ 𝘗𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦, 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦. ❞ ⌗ : INTEL — ♡

Image from ♪﹒ 𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘕𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘋 : ⚙️ (@SC00P5992)

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Aug 26, 2026 · 7:22 PM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantAug 26

No—. You know what... Whatever.

𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ@POV1D0NEAug 26

That’s sounding like a YES TO ME

Aug 26, 2026 · 7:11 PM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantAug 26

Ugh, please don't. I have enough to clean up.

𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ@POV1D0NEAug 26

I have only a few minutes left as director… should I release everything

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𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ · Jul 22, 2026 · 4:44 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○ retweeted

𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ@POV1D0NEJul 22

⠀ ⠀BOSS PISSES ON US EVERY DAY . ⠀YOU LEARN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH ⠀OR LOSE YOUR JOB . #scoopfam ⠀

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Jul 22, 2026 · 4:42 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

Drowning on company time.

Jul 22, 2026 · 3:52 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HWRE

𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ@POV1D0NEJul 22

HELP!! IVE FOUND MYSELF ENTRAPPED WITHIN THESE SHINY BLACK BALLS!!!!!!!

Jul 22, 2026 · 3:50 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

Povi is gone from the white goo, she's—

Jul 22, 2026 · 3:49 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

SHE'S GONE???

Jul 22, 2026 · 3:46 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

We've got to sanitize you.

𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ@POV1D0NEJul 22

bitches cant be trapped in a sticky white goo no more you gotta be a universal threat to get

Jul 22, 2026 · 3:22 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

NO!!

𝖕𖤐𝖛𝖎 ೀ@POV1D0NEJul 22

ouuh!!!! ouhhh ohhhh help me!!!! help!!!!!! ouuuuhhh im stuck!! im stuck in a sticky white goo!! ouh!!! ouhh goo!

Jul 22, 2026 · 3:18 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

No!!

Jul 22, 2026 · 3:18 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

Please no.

Jul 22, 2026 · 2:58 AM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJul 22

I'm trying to hold off something terrible from happening.

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Jun 26, 2026 · 10:49 PM UTC

⚠︎ ⸝⸝ 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙳 . ∘˙○@rotavoidantJun 26

... Am I the only one at the lab right now, what's happening?

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