Monetising negligence since 2009 Have a tour throughout 2026 you're more than welcome to buy tickets for

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Johnny eats an apple from the Schmoigel at the farcical conclusion of Friday Night Dinner episode 5
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Forgot I had people who might see this here and not on Instagram. I have a tour on sale throughout 2026 and tickets are available on my website. Sorry if you're an Elon fan from Norwich
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Tom Rosenthal retweeted
The next Puskas award winner without a shadow of doubt WHAT A GOAL 😭😭😭
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His last live game today, what a stint doing football from the big man @rosenthal_jim ❤️
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I get it Netflix I have a big nose
FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER is now on netflix. Just a shame the show description was written by an early model of AI but hey ho…
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Happy birthday LL Cool J
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French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together
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You still don't realise how much you listen to my music
I didn’t even realize how much I listen to your music until my music app did this!! @rosentweets
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Kano really went as R9 to Halloween. 🤣
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when the self awareness hits
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