rosé cuervo

ALT our semi hairless hero sits on a gray couch cushion. he has steve buscemi eyes in this photo, squinting slightly, disconcertedly human. a tuft of white hair sticks out from his otherwise barren chest in the shape of a dolphin. the rest of his hair is swirling out in every direction, like he’s a cartoon character who was recently electrocuted.

ALT ted is resting on a blanket on a sofa. his small, mostly hairless form is doubled over, forming some wrinkles along his belly. the hair on his head sticks out like albert einstein’s, and his pointy ears are in an obtuse angle, just like his back feet as they flop open toward the camera.

ALT a bizarre gremlin of a dog sits upright like a person on a couch but slouched backward, propped up on one arm. his back legs are splayed out wide, and his belly is mostly hairless. his mane of hair is fine, brownish gray, and slightly curly. he has almond-shaped brown eyes and is looking at you like this is the most natural pose in the world.