Anyone want to second my motion for @Nigelrefowens to be the next President of World Rugby? We may get more consistency in decisions and a large dose of sanity (reality) about what the core components of our beautiful game are without compromising player safety!!

Is there a chiro in the Wembley stadium? Wilco Louw is crunching the Japanese loose head, I can hear his vertebrae being realigned from Joburg! @Springboks #ssrugby

I know Argentina is known for its steaks but @oxnche is eating that Argentinian scrum like it's chocolate cake!!! @oxkraal @Springboks

Just having a beer with the chairman @oxnche, @oxkraal don't tell @RassieRugby

And @fastjet you owe the staff at Victoria Falls airport, your system issues means they had to return to paper based check in, and the staff here have been superb, absolutely professional , managing long queues and grumpy people. I suggest you buy them all dinner and drinks!

I think Ntuthuko Mchunu has been following @oxnche recipe book ‘salads dont win scrums’, some big contacts from the big fella!! @oxkraal

So, Mario Itoje asks “ can i talk to the men, no quick taps?”. @JohnSmit123 I guess he watched that highlights reel!!

Asking for a friend but why the hell are @Scotlandteam wearing @BlueBullsRugby jerseys!! @SSRugby.

Does anyone have a decent chiropractor in Durban, asking for an Irish mate, @oxnche been driving him round the park like a go-kart!!! @oxkraal @SharksRugby the Munster scrum getting schooled!!

‘The roundtree versus the plumtree” how long were you waiting to say that @WarrenBroz? Brilliant.

Salads don't win scrums!! @oxnche does!! Legend!! @oxkraal

Dear @vodacom and the rest of the MNO's in SA. Here's a novel idea, how about you just offer data, that's it, just data, that I can use when I want, where I want. How about you stop with your nonsense 'deals' that when you unpack them, give you oodles of data at ridiculous times!

Dear @TAKEALOT what is the point of replying to my mail telling me what I already now and studiously ignoring my question? Can I suggest you acquaint yourselves with some of the basic concepts of customer service. That's me, the customer, not getting service.

Never write off the @AllBlacks. There is a proper hiding taking shape here!!

Hey, @wallabies you can't claim @SiyaKolisi, he's ours!! @Springboks @RassieRugby #handsoffsiya 🤣🤣🤣

Why you look so sad eeyore?? 'Cos @4KobusWiese just called me a Wallaby!!!'

Wowzer, that half-time clip of the @wallabies forwards in the locker room speaks volumes. Lack of leadership? @Springboks have more to do!

Kudos to @CheetahsRugby for an awesome test between @Springboks & @PortugalRugby, festival atmosphere. Be nice if the other unions priced tickets the same: 5 rows from the field btwn 22&try line, R450 at Bloem, same seat R1750 @ Loftus & almost double that in CT -after you apply!

Salads don't win scrums!! @oxnche does!!! @oxkraal