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Milwaukee, WI
Joined January 2011
This @Pornhub Bad Life Choices-mobile got pulled over for having its rear view mirror obstructed by semen and tears
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Is it sad if only one lone guy is driving the @Pornhub Rover around downtown Chicago on a Sunday?
I mean, if I was a cop I’d pull him over too @Pornhub
Hey @Pornhub, do all employees get company vehicles like this? Or do most employees just tape a picture of giant dongs on their hoods?
This @Pornhub-mobile has the classy line “Rover Rover Bend Her Over” plastered on it, but in this case it looks like Chicago’s finest is bending him over.
Damn @fswisconsin, the misspelling of “Mike” is understandable...but “Buckes”? Maybe run that through Word spellchecker first? #Buckes
My girlfriend: @rolopez42 looks like what @RealBrookLopez will dress up as for Halloween. #Bucks #WellSaid
I vote Giannis Antetokounmpo for All Star '17 bucks.com/vote #NBAVote
Why do GOP assholes like @SpeakerVos work to limit democracy so much? Oh that's right, because they don't benefit on.jsonl.in/2flK2xX
Johnny J. Cocktails retweeted
Sanders super PAC haul $0.00 This is a people's campaign. #CaucusForBernie amp.twimg.com/v/df5d13ca-6fb…
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#Cavs David Griffin is such a wuss. Thanks @Notorious_J_v_G for stating the obvious: LeBron's agent did the David Blatt dirty work
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#Cavs David Griffin sounded like a new-age hippy during that 2Q interview. Poor David Blatt, if only there was more "connected spirit"
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If you think Kobe's had a better year than @zaza27 then you watch too many commercials and not enough basketball. #EndFanAllStarVoting
@rootdown42: #DemDebate Bernie Sanders doesn't know how to not directly answer a question.
@rootdown42: #DemDebate Bernie Sanders. That's all. Why? Cause this is how popularity is measured. Fuck Wall Street
@rootdown42: #DemDebate Bernie Sanders. That's all. Why? Cause this is how popularity is measured.
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#DemDebate Bernie Sanders. That's all. Why? Cause this is how popularity is measured.