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“There comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, ‘I don’t like you. I’ve never liked you. Get the hell out of my life.’” — Bill McNeal, WNYX

he/him | Berkeley/NYC/Boston
Joined April 2008
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“I don’t want to stay home for another month.” — my wife, defying her introvert status “Well, I don’t want you to stay home with me for another month.” — my wife, correcting herself
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I touched my iPhone after getting the Pfizer vaccine and look what happened
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If this is the ONLY thing Apple's XR headset does, I'm in
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They don't always discuss politics #aoc #118thCongress
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Happy New Year from foggy Coney Island
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Watching “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy,” and imagining it’s the untold back story for Gary Oldham’s character in Slow Horses
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twitter should add a feature where it shows if your tweet was viewed by elon musk when you call him a piece of shit
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It me. I am the sicko. I’m pretty stoked to finally have some cold weather. Screen.
Santa: What do you want for Christmas? Some Sicko: I’d like to have a piece of the polar vortex punch me directly in the face in NYC on the Friday before Christmas Santa: Say no more
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When they write books about the rise and fall of Twitter they absolutely have to include this epic exchange. Two privileged nepo babies with a performative statement of their shitty politics with a staggering misread of a piece of art being told to fuck off by the art’s creator.
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My twitter bio (I’ve had the same one since 2008) is really, really starting to feel prescient … I am also at: @roosto@mastodon.social I wonder if posting links to Mastodon will get your account suspended yet?
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Of course no real man would ever have a small *anything*. Alt caption: When toxic masculinity meets your marketing team.
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The VFX had better be bangin’ if you have a clichéd plot, one dimensional characters, and dialogue that could have been written by 5th graders
James Cameron says Marvel VFX can’t compare to what you’ll see in Avatar: Way of Water joblo.com/james-cameron-marv…
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Temporary unsubscribe from or turn off downloads for any of their podcasts, too.
We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.
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id, ego and superego
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The Daily goes and highlights the mayo rub recipe today, but I picked that as my recipe days ago. Not fair.
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Though the twitter archive may never come through, I did snag `@roosto@mastodon.social` in time. So I got that going for me …
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I’m never getting this now am I?
Requested my tweet archive this morning, maybe 7 hours ago, and it’s still not ready. I have a bad feeling about this …
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Sigh. This place has meant a lot to me over the years. What a total bummer.
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Thank God I finally achieved this in time to tweet about it before all of twitter collapses.
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