Writer / producer @zcashmedia.

Cape of Good Hopium
Joined March 2018
Messaging someone when I’m running late: “I am directionally on time”.
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So Digger is actually fantastic and hilarious.
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I wouldn’t call them inimitable! There are many such successful recipes to be found. Successful countries, companies, etc. But they are the exception in crypto for sure. Luckily, through all the tough times, Zcash has developed a working recipe atm.
Replying to @zooko
I keep thinking about this comment from roommatemusing: xitter.cf/roommatemusing/status/… I really agree with it. Zcash’s culture and institutions, including coin-holders, are inimitable, irreplaceable, and are the ongoing source of Zcash’s value. ⤵️
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roommatemusing 🛡 retweeted
unfortunately the rumors are true guys. the first step in having a better social life is showing up when you’re invited places
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Zcash just retroactively self-funded $1.5m to the researcher who found and disclosed the Orchard bug via a permissionless coinholder vote administered by a Zcash non-profit. You can’t build these type of deep governance, institutional, and cultural systems overnight.
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Ppl saw how quickly and honorably the Zcash devs identified and fixed a defcon 1-level protocol bug and said this is a project to invest in. Bullish bug.
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What the literal fuck
Zcash ($ZEC) hit $1500 on September 17 at 1:23 PM ET. As part of $LAPTOP’s novel prediction mechanism, 0.25% of the total token supply has been burned.
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roommatemusing 🛡 retweeted
“The wicked grow bold as they are tolerated.” Tolstoy
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roommatemusing 🛡 retweeted
Agamemnon to Odysseus
Of course I forgive you. Part of why I love you is your duplicitous nature bro
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roommatemusing 🛡 retweeted
when i was at cambridge a professor was teaching algebraic geometry and offhandedly made some claim that was not clear to me i asked "is that obvious?" he says "yes" i asked "is it obvious that it's obvious?" he pauses for a few seconds and goes "...no"
A mathematician is giving a lecture and says, "It is obvious that…." Then he stops, stares at the board, and thinks silently for ten minutes. Finally he brightens up and says, “Yes! It is obvious.”
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roommatemusing 🛡 retweeted
My friends and I were at a hotel. They ran into an older beekeeper. “Oh hey our friend Ryan is a beekeeper!” I introduce myself. He asks with a big drawl, “How many hives you runnin’?” I told him 26. He nodded politely. “3,000.” I was brutally beemogged. 😮‍💨
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Why is the Odyssey even R-rated? There’s no nudity, not even that much graphic violence, no swearing…
Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ will earn $1.4B-$1.5B by the end of its theatrical run globally. Potentially outgrossing ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ and become the highest grossing R-rated film ever.
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Rewatched the Tom Holland Spider-Man’s and sadly, they’re mostly slop. Half the movies are just people stuttering over each other. Childish jokes that take you out of the movie. The action is just rote.. Most emotional part is Tobey and Doc Ock coming back.
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Need to rewatch the Tobey ones to see if I’m tripping, but I remember the first two, especially the second, just being damn good movies.
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roommatemusing 🛡 retweeted
Crypto trading activity is declining: Daily trading volume across the 44 spot crypto exchanges tracked by Kaiko fell to ~$15 billion last week, the lowest level of the year. This marks a -70% decline from January peak levels. By comparison, in February, there were 2 trading days when volume exceeded $100 billion. As a result, the average daily volume trend has fallen -50% since December 2025, to $20 billion, the lowest this year. Meanwhile, trading volume remains heavily concentrated, with the 6 largest exchanges accounting for more than 60% of total activity. Crypto market liquidity is drying up.
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The Ironwood migration stats are so far quite momentous. The wallets I track (Ywallet, Zkool, Zodl) don’t seem to have a migrate tool yet, so I wonder how people have been migrating?
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roommatemusing 🛡 retweeted
do you think anyone in troy gives a shit who built the horse? they care who left it on the beach and aura farmed outside the gates. i did.
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Spoiler alert! I haven’t seen anyone comment about how Antinoos starts running after Odysseus plucks the bow, just like the animals do. Odysseus was giving his prey (Antinoos) fair warning 😂
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Also, Odysseus’s principle of fair warning makes the Trojan horse trick even more of a self-betrayal.
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