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Doing bullshit for the last hour in the office
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every day on twitter has just become "actually asexuals can love sex and lesbians dont have to like pussy and everybody should suck dick" GET ME OUT OF HERE
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eagles doctors clearing Hurts to play with a blood clot
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is OUT for Sunday’s game vs. the #Panthers due to a superficial blood clot in his calf. The team says the clot was discovered Saturday in London, but doctors cleared him to play against the #Jaguars. A follow-up ultrasound Wednesday revealed that the clot had moved, prompting the team to rule him out as doctors determine the appropriate treatment, per @RapSheet.
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“Dick Van Dyke” when Pussy Van Faggot walks in
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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She’s 26, with a new hairdo. Yippee! 🎈✨
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D & Date Night. ✨ I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m married to my DM. @roohawk 😏
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Little kid: my favorite animal is a fish Chappel roan:
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Between shit like this and TSA yall some bold bitches to be in anyone’s airport right now.
Close-up photo shows the cockpit badly damaged after plane collided with fire truck at LaGuardia Airport in New York City.
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when gay men compliment woman it’s normal but when a lesbian compliments a man everyone calls them bi.. y’all hate lesbians
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Congratulations to Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld, who are expecting their first child together ❤️💙 (via @HaileeSteinfeld)
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YOUR religion doesn’t prohibit ME from doing anything. It prohibits YOU. Learn the difference & stay out my business.
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when I'm having fun on a sunday and it becomes 6-7pm
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how it feels to say “girl whatever” instead of arguing
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construction workers after blocking off 3 lanes of traffic just to do nothing for 5 years
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nothing about me feels real and i don’t remember most of my life xitter.cf/SussySpongey/status/19…
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SHE IS 👹
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“people can identify how they want” lesbian is a sexuality excluding men .. bisexuality does not exclude men .. if you are attracted to and date men you cannot be a lesbian its literally simple math yall making it calculus spare me
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just found out i’m chopped and also unc
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