learned today that under the hood webpack is just a bunch of cassandra clusters refusing to come to a consensus

if we all die in a nuclear war, then we can safely say Trump was bad

i prob spent 5 digits on champagne and fresh cut flowers

i just need something pretty enough that they’ll want to put it on the big LED screen in the lobby and which has the word “data” in it

The half life of Carbon-14 is 5730 years, so this coffee should remain pretty fresh for the rest of our lives

if i don’t get encrypted hydraulics by movie 3, I’m out

the only way to test the front end is with your heart

Who needs a hard drive when all you REALLY use is your encarta cd rom

who needs Go when you have NODESJS

while I've got you here, I have a few top-n docs that I'd like you to take a look at

role, as in "meat role" and "yat", rhymes with "rat"

my personal setup rains a little bit of confetti from the ceiling every time i hit save in my text editor

we could have a processor dedicated solely to autocompleting branch names

get that ☝️ put it on the twitter

is your mom awesome at CSS? we're hiring

Sometimes I quote myself to make what I say sound more authoritative and important

what do white walkers do on their computers

Ramsay Bolton robots

robots are assholes