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Joined March 2009
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YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW WE STARTIN NOVEMBER OFF
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Schitt's Creek, but make it the Golden Girls
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Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this. xitter.cf/chirpy8221/status/1244…
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Tips for a happier life: • Be yourself • Wear sunscreen • Treat people & animals with respect • Find your passions • Get maintenance done on your car • Go to the dentist regularly • Stand up for yourself • Appreciate quality shits • Don't be a fucking asshole
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Average family income, Canada: 1975: 50k 2015: 70k Average house price, Toronto: 1975: 60k 2015: ~700k Average tuition costs, Canada: 1975: $550 2015: $6200 Remember these numbers next time you tell someone younger than you that it just comes down to hard work.
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Picard management tip: Don't let a crew member's age blind you to their skill level, in either direction.
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Picard management tip: If you're not sure what to say, take a deep breath and a dramatic pause. Maybe somebody else will talk first.
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Here at Arby’s we love it when you say “can’t wait to die,” as though everything you’ve ever known is even a blip on an infinite timeline. Your entire existence and place in history as you understand it is less than nothing, so fuck it. get the mozzarella sticks too. Eat Arby’s
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To the DJ spinnin dope beats in the ICT bathrooms at #OLASC , nice work!!!
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I would buy this song.
YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW WE STARTIN NOVEMBER OFF
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Happy national coming out day #NationalComingOutDay ! You're beautiful, you matter, you deserve to live in colour! – at Toronto, Ontario
I love a good em dash...and oxford commas fill my heart with joy. #accessyhm – at Toronto, Ontario
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If you're not wearing a tiara to bed , what are you even doing with your life?
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Here at Arby’s we’d like to nominate this pile of delicious roast beef for Supreme Court Justice, because fuck it, right? Eat Arby’s.
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Picard management tip: It's okay not to know things. Practice saying "I don't know." Go ahead. Say it.
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Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.
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