Liar.

Boy you guys have opinions on every single little thing, don't you?

(reaching to the bottom of the shitpost barrel) Uhhh why aren't they both wearing masks? You know it smell crazy in there. This is eugenics (add incoherent argument in replies). Dumb Starbucks was an endorsement of capitalist norms. Can I just say somethi

TRUMP: Following my Orders, the Legendary Snake has killed The Boss and ended her Reign of Terror. Some say The Boss's defection was a trick. I'm not so sure. But Snake's bigger than The Boss. WAY BIGGER. And he killed her. As I told him to. So we're gonna call him BIG BOSS.

On the infinitesimal chance you wanted a sincere answer: asphalt is easier on their knees than concrete.

Tucking a Sour Patch Kid into my gumline like it’s a Zyn.

.@ITYSL_memes #ShogunFX

AITA for having a hot date tonight? Edit: A date Edit 2: Dinner with friends Edit 3: Dinner alone Edit 4: Watching TV alone Edit 5: ALRIGHT! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog Edit 6: Sears catalog

My favorite part of every @CentristMadness thread is when the first dumdum gets tired of coming up with new logical fallacies and some new rando picks up the baton where the last guy left off, under the delusion they can beat Matt in a war of posting attrition.

I can't believe we all let The Hurt Locker convince us it was a good movie.

Every time this kind of reply bait pops up it's filled to the brim with replies and QTs of the unfunniest shit in the world.

What's the joke? That you're an asshole?

I thought you went to Mastodon.

"Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

A couple months from now: @_bahhumbug: A lot of people on here saying I "work" for Starbucks' anti-union efforts. This is patently false. I work strictly on an independent contract basis to spread information truths on behalf of Starbucks regarding best labor praci

This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.

We need to dispel the myth that getting punched hard is to "get your bell rung." Rather than ringing a bell, you are in fact delivering a violent blow or injury, especially to the head and as might stun, concuss, or incapacitate.

Yeah thanks I don't need your Catcher in the Rye hot take it's 2022 and I'm not 12 years old.

Ready for the girl yelling meme to be over now.

I am begging people to stop tweeting like this.